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Old Oct 18th, 2003, 06:33 PM        Give us a Sign, Bill
Like most people I am spiritual and have my own beliefs. I don't believe in structured religion, heaven, hell, a collective of dead people in the sky watching us at all times. This doesn't make me an athiest nessessarily, because I do believe that there is something inside all of us that gets passed on and on when our mortal bodies give out. If you really wanted to peg me you can put my beliefs somewhere between Mussulim and Buddhist. I don't believe in a creator god or Allah or what not but I do believe in reincarnation of our spirit and karma and our actions in this life affect our next one. I also don't believe in meditation to achieve inner peace, I believe that is achieved through satisfaction in what descisions we make in life. All I ask every so often is a sign from the higher ups that I am making the right choices as I walk my path, because like all good people sometimes I question my faith.

Thats why when I was a little jaded earlier when I had taken on the extra finacial burden of giving up my PS/2 and replacing it with the X-Box. It was all fun and games (mostly games) for a while but soon I found that my beliefs were being teased. (or tested if you will)

Thats why when I saw a poster for the re-release of GTA 3 along with Vice City all in one package coming in 2 short weeks for the X-Box I knew that it truly was a sign from the higher ups, and I was doing the right thing all along.

Jesus can turn water into wine, but Bill Gates can make small stuggling games manufaturers break guaranteed licence contracts with the largest video game company in the world.

Now who hasth teh faith motherfuckers?


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Old Oct 18th, 2003, 06:35 PM       
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Old Oct 18th, 2003, 06:36 PM       
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Old Oct 18th, 2003, 07:19 PM       
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Old Oct 18th, 2003, 08:45 PM       
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Old Oct 18th, 2003, 11:47 PM       
Isn't there a religion forum?
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 01:34 PM       
dont fuck with the Jesus man....
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 01:35 PM       
Is he packing heat, Jimbo?
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 01:49 PM        .
If Jesus was packing some heat what do you think he would be carrying?

I think either a tactical shotgun with a pistol grip or a .44 mag.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 01:55 PM       
Some child told me that he shoots laser beams out of his hands.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 02:04 PM       
Yeah, 'cause after his ressurection he had those holes in his hands retrofitted with laser cannons.

But I think that Jesus would have a huge-ass minigun in his hands, two .44 Magnums holstered, and a shotgun swung around his back.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 02:36 PM       
Let's be resonable, he used a cannon.



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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 03:09 PM       
So, the moral of your story is "Jesus wants me to get an Xbox"?
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 03:30 PM       
tisk tisk tisk, Jesus doesn't use a gun.... Everyone knows he handles all his dirty deeds Macguyver style, two toothpicks and a straw....BAM your dead!
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 04:06 PM        .
Jesus wants you to buy an XBOX and a hand cannon to deliver your XBOX from evil.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 04:25 PM       
No it was about faith in your actions being rewarded.

Kind of like how my faith in this board gets shaken when people like you post.

This place is fast becoming the bermuda triangle of brains.
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 04:37 PM       
if you don't believe in "a creator god or Allah or what not," who are these "higher ups" to which you refer?
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 04:38 PM       
I think he's talking about Canadians
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Old Oct 19th, 2003, 05:08 PM       
Obviously the people in charge of redistributing Karma

Of course it is probably all done by computers now
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Old Oct 20th, 2003, 03:52 PM       
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