I JUST GOT LAID OFF

[slavemason]

Alright George, you've had a good turn out of well wishes and I'll do none other, but the time has come for you to tie one on, damn tight (not INXS tight but pretty damn tight none the less). If my lingo is obscured by borders, then I'll wish warmly upon you the drunkest of drunks with grins that make your ears want to jump off your head.
Good night everyone.
PS George, if you get to feeling blue, try listening to some Flaming Lips. They'll jerk a tear and then you'll drink it up to satisfy.
PSS I am very drunk.

[GnrySgtHartman]

You type well for being drunk. Either that, or I do not understand sarcasm.

[Miss Modular]

*Crosses fingers in hopes that George wins the lottery next week*

[sadie]

george: good luck.

[Jixby Phillips]

I GOT A RAISE AT MYYYY JOB

[FS]

JIXBY YOU ARE A DICK.

JIXBY PHILLIPS? MORE LIKE DIXBY PHILLIPS.

[mburbank]

if he didnt get a raise they'd have fired him






thats how it goes in gay porno


this is my tiny voice which is why i dont use punctuation

[george]

thank you all for your concern and well wishes!!!!

after a lot of thought, and booze, and talking to people, i have decided that i actually could not be happier right now.

Nancy and i have a really good marriage and we have both been through enough that this is not the end of the world. also, i have kids that create such fun conversations as "if a monster lived off of boogers, what type of super powers would it have?"

i also have a nice pile of money to go pick up at my old job monday, and i had a dream that i was a secret agent and that the terrorists replaced one of my crack secret agents with a full sized Arab guy who spoke like i imagine Habib speaks that screamed "hey dudes, it is me the midget, please wait for me so that we can go arrest the terrorists" i started laughing and it woke me up. i was laughing so hard it woke Nancy up, and i fell asleep again tittering and trying to tell her all about the Arab not midget secret agent (not to mention how the original midget disappeared into his feces bag??)

anyhow, i think i am going to be OK, i just may have to start posting here more at night than during the day, cause i am going to take a more blue collar job or go back into retail, cause at least that way i can openly hate people and make jokes all day

[McClain]

Good luck with the hunt, bub. Just remember, no matter how bad it gets, at least you're not a jarhead anymore.

[Anonymous]

I quit my johb today :o