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Old Sep 12th, 2004, 04:44 PM        BISKUIT, FTANG, ERNASTY, MUBERT, SEVENFORCE, SPAZ, WITTY
Amuse me by "fighting" each other.

Low blows, cheap shots and the use of personal information about the other fucktards is encouraged.

Good "sportsmanship" will be frowned upon.

Insulting me, will have no effect.

[center:2e8fa0acbf]ROUND 1: FIGHT! [/center:2e8fa0acbf]
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Old Sep 12th, 2004, 04:54 PM       
i'm done being retarded...
so you don't have to include me with them
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Old Sep 12th, 2004, 06:25 PM       
I'm not though.
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Old Sep 12th, 2004, 08:50 PM       
OK FIRST I STAB ONE AND THEN I SWING ONE BY THE ANKLES INTO ANOTHER ONE AND THEN I TAKE THE SWORD OUT OF THE ONE AND STAB THE OTHER ONE AND THEN I DRIVE A TRUCK OVER THE OTHER ONE AND THE THE OTHER ONE GETS HIT WITH A CAR DOOR.

Hey, Mad Max,
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Old Sep 12th, 2004, 10:36 PM       
I hope I'm the one that gets a guy flung into him. That sounds the least painful.
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 12:12 PM       
u guys are so cute here's a dick
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 01:27 PM       
*whips out bananas crafted into likeness of guns
then inserts into other contsestants assholes, then stabs their eyes out with sharpened carrots then straps plastic explosives to their backs while making them listen to a classical music album
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 05:57 PM       
You suck at impersonations.
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 08:30 PM       
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u guys are so cute here's a dick
HEY, LET GO OF MY PENIS
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 08:46 PM       


You ARE a dick.
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 08:56 PM       
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*whips out bananas crafted into likeness of guns
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SOMEBODY HAS A VEGGIE FETISH
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 09:45 PM       
I hate to cook that squash you have for a brain but..

Fruit. Not vegetable.

A banana is a fruit.
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Old Sep 13th, 2004, 10:19 PM       
WHAT ABOUT CARROTS MA'AM?!
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 12:58 AM       
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I hate to cook that squash you have for a brain but..

Fruit. Not vegetable.

A banana is a fruit.
BANANA IS A HERB!!!!
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 03:34 PM       
Thank god I'm not on that list
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 03:39 PM       
u are such a stupid half-witted lump of shit do u need glasses or contacts cause your name is on here eisiger
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 03:42 PM       
I'M PRETTY SURE HE WAS JOKING.
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Old Sep 14th, 2004, 03:44 PM       
i'm pretty sure he wasn't
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 10:48 PM       
And that's it for round 1!

Let's see those fucktards, Spaz, and 7force punked out so they're disqualified.

Witty came out strong, but as usual had no staying power.

mubert acted like the retard with cerebral palsey that he is and had no effect on anyone with his feeble attempts at humor. Outside interference from Terra only added to his embarassment. The fucktard can seem to take tons of punishment though!

and ernasty and biskuit posted a bunch of meaningless shit that only they found funny, again as usual, and had absolutely no effect on the out come of the game

Surprisingly Ftang came out the winner in all this, having only slightly better insults than the rest.

The game isn't over yet though! And a new fucktard has joined in! Dead_Pigeon!

Witty, mubert, dead_pigeon, ftang you move on to the next round!
Prepare yourselves! I wanna see blood!

[center:51cba96b71]ROUND 2 FIGHT! [/center:51cba96b71]
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 11:00 PM       
when you lose in this game, you always know your a winner
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Old Sep 15th, 2004, 11:04 PM       
The only other thing Ernasty has one was a free blowjob from a hooker with a giant bulge in her pants that she "wanted to show him"
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Old Sep 16th, 2004, 11:50 AM       
you shouldn't know about that stuff your still in school maybe when you grow some pubes you can say that stuff you

FAT ASS-CLOWN
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Old Sep 16th, 2004, 02:43 PM       
i can't believe this subject actually turned out to be what it was supposed to be

and you left me off the list for round 2, but what am i supposed to do, just watch and be normal?
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Old Sep 16th, 2004, 02:51 PM       
OOHHH! And it looks like Mubert's been BANNED for a month! Reports say he was illegally injecting cream filling into his fat ass to give him that extra sugar rush. Tough break.

Filling in for him will be ernasty.

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Old Sep 16th, 2004, 02:58 PM       
i hate you and your stupid rules

and how you took over the entire mock wars forum in about a week

also,

where's da beef?

and im eliminating myself right now so i can get back on the right track towards not doing this.
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