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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 09:27 PM        I quit my job yesterday.
My boss told me he was sending me home early for drinking a pop in the back room on my break. Apparantly we are not allowed to drink pop from the portable bars.

PS - I am, er was, a banquet bartender. I laughed at him so hard it wasn't funny. Then I gave him my uniform back and told him to put the deposit on my next check. Fucker.

I hate Winnipeg. So much. People here are uberdumb.
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 10:40 PM       
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 10:51 PM       
Get a real job loser.
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 11:00 PM       
You should have fucked him, whiners love to get fucked, real hard.



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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 11:12 PM       
You should have called him a ******.
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 11:14 PM       
or a slope, thats also a funny racist word, although its NOT overused...yet...
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 11:42 PM       
A real job eh? Please tell me what constitutes a real job?

is it something like posting to a message board where you are ignored? or making websites that no one visits?
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Old Dec 14th, 2003, 11:47 PM       
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Get a real job loser.
You know I used to think that bartending would be easy and a stupid job, untill I just finished classes for bartending and let me tell ya, there is alot of shit you have to remember.

There are bartenders that can make $18.00 an hour at Country Clubs.

So, I'm going to have to say that bartending is a real job.
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 12:24 AM       
You don't get fired from a real job for drinking a soda.
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 01:33 AM       
Yes there are real jobs that have real assholes for bosses.

If at every job you've had your bosses where great, then let me know where you've been working.
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 02:01 AM       
At the rate/level he posts I would have to say he's 14 and requires no job or unfortunately has access to a computer at one.
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 03:37 AM       
I would define ignored as all the uninteresting and unfunny threads you create around here that have on average 0 replies. Evil Robot's website is greater than anything you have ever done or ever will do in your life C. I PROMISE.
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 03:44 AM       
I think he means a career, like a job that takes you ten years of promotions to get to. You know, the kind of opinion every good cubicle jockey sticks to.

I'm a musician. My employment contracts last between a few hours and a weekend, and I quit jobs because I decide I don't like the people I'm working for. Tell me to get a real job, too.
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 11:43 AM       
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is it something like posting to a message board where you are ignored? or making websites that no one visits?
I like Evil Robots posts and I visit the website all the time and think it's great.

Now don't you feel stupid?
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 04:50 PM       
I think that all customer service/retail positions are underpaid and stressful. I've done them in the past and don't ever wish to return to doing them again. In fact, they were part of my motivation to continue going to college (secure in the knowledge that when I graduated I would not have to return to those types of jobs ever again). I hate people. The End.
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 04:57 PM       
Yeah no kidding soundtest. Look at all the zeros that replied to this thread.
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 05:05 PM       
hahhah nicely done!
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 05:11 PM       
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 05:39 PM       
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 07:05 PM       
Bartending is not a real job even though you can make up to 18.00/hour at a cunttree club. That UP TO and NOT EXCEEDING 18.00/hour. A real job is one that has a future and new things to learn, what are you going to work until you retire at 18.00/hour and be the old guy behind the bar that everybody feels sorry for? I am a mechanic in a busy shop, I can earn UP TO AND NOT EXCEEDING 65.00/hour, and I learn new and interesting things every day.
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 08:50 PM       
Well, for going to school and making that much money is kinda hard to come by unless you work in the service industry.

I'm not trying to down anybody for anything they do because everybody has to work to make money no matter what it is, even if it's flipping fucking burgers.

What kind of fun, new and interesting things do you learn everyday as a mechanic?
Because if I remember correctly from other things you have posted you hate your job.
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 08:54 PM       
I got $200 for three hours one day, I must have a real job.

But yeah, I was gonna ask, too, what's so interesting about being a mechanic?
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Old Dec 15th, 2003, 09:14 PM       
Look, just because I know whats best for you and you want to pit yourself against an uphill battle that will only result in you eventually going senile with no money for proper medical treatment doesn't mean my job sucks as much as yours. One thing that does bring home the bacon for me at least, is pissing you off. Sure, I could sit here and belittle you about your choice of careers, so I will continue to do so. Let me put it this way, I get paid on commision, and there MANY south american importers that pay me good money for your angst. So keep those angry comebacks a commin'!
BTW, do you find drag racing boring? Cause I sure as hell don't!
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Old Dec 16th, 2003, 02:11 AM       
Drag racing?

What about Drag?
Do you ever dress up in it?

If I where a guy, I think it would be fun.
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Old Dec 16th, 2003, 03:07 AM       
Congradulations on the inner peace, greasemonkey.

I am an honors psychology student and I plan to eventually become a physiological psychologist, a career that most likely will bring a great deal of sastifaction, if not intrest to my life. The countless amount of shit JOBS I have had to hold down to sustain myself through the grueling tryst of education will hold nothing to the sheer amount of pleasure my actual CAREER will bring me.

And thanks to you, I now know, years from now, where to go to get my BMW fixed.

At that point, hopefully your union connections will prove more lucrative than my candy assed college degree, and you can still laugh at me.

But I could care less. Its not how much you make. Its how happy you are making it.
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