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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 02:56 AM        "ALBUMS THAT SUCKED: HULK HOGAN!"
Starting up a new section on I-Mockery simply called "Albums That Sucked" and in it, we will be covering a wide variety of bad albums over time (it'll be randomly updated, like the rest of the site is hehe). This won't be about stuff like the Spice Girls or what have you... there's plenty of shit like that out there obviously. No, I'm talking about those albums that are so insanely bad it's amazing they were ever produced in the first place.

The first of these album reviews (including 3 streaming audio mp3s for your listening displeasure) is now up...


ALBUMS THAT SUCKED:
HULK HOGAN AND THE WRESTLING BOOT BAND - "HULK RULES!"

http://www.i-mockery.com/bad-albums/hogan

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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 03:09 AM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 06:53 AM       
You're a monster, Rog. How can you laugh when Hulk's forcing his voice into awkward pitches to the tune of that midi keyboard in Hulkster in Heaven?

...OK I burst out laughing everytime he sings "we'll tag up agAIN" because he consistently misses the right note, but there's something touching about it in the same way a retarded kid might make an earwax statue of his dead grandfather.

The album is indeed awful, but I think seanbaby put it best when he said:
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 01:25 PM       
Frightening, really, that it was produced at all. I'm not sure I'm comfortable living in a world where a song like "Hulkster in Heaven" can exist.
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 03:59 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 04:26 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 06:24 PM       
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Old Jun 13th, 2005, 07:22 PM       
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The album is indeed awful, but I think seanbaby put it best when he said:
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It is so bad in so many ways, that it actually flips the scoreboard in reverse to achieve an impossible level of greatness.
While I agree that it does somehow manage to transcend awfulness and even be entertaining, I had to review this album over the span of a week because I couldn't sit and listen to the whole thing in one sitting. Some of it is far too agonizing. :x
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Old Jun 15th, 2005, 05:01 AM       
my friend showed me this album a few years ago. awesome
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Old Jun 15th, 2005, 09:39 PM       
i'm going crazy i just cant take thosse lyrics out of my head "i used to tear my shirt...."
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Old Jun 22nd, 2005, 11:02 PM       
So, RoG, you'll be doing this one too, right?
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Old Jun 23rd, 2005, 12:59 AM       
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Old Jun 23rd, 2005, 03:15 AM       
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So, RoG, you'll be doing this one too, right?
Hehe, actually it's not from an album unfortunately. I own the full tape which that much video came from. It's called "Be somebody or be somebody's fool" and I definitely plan to review it at some point in the future.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2005, 07:24 PM       
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Old Jun 24th, 2005, 08:35 AM       
I don't remember which one, but we played one of his songs on my old radio show, Nummy Muffin Cocoa Butter. It was a parody/comedy song, so it fit in well :P
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