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Old Jun 14th, 2005, 02:11 AM        Barnacle
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Old Jun 14th, 2005, 05:20 AM       
for bisexuals, barnacles sure don't lead an interesting life.

Is that the Monopoly guy's hat :o
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Old Jun 14th, 2005, 09:49 AM       
Heh nah, same kind of tophat I'm sure, but it's not from the Monopoly guy.
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Old Jun 15th, 2005, 03:09 AM       
I hate barnacles. They used to poke my feet when I explored tidepools as a kid.

They also were used as instruments of torture when sailors were keel-hauled.
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Old Jun 15th, 2005, 04:01 PM       
Wow, it has both parts but does not reproduce asexually! I didn't know things could do that. Is that just the standard gentleman's top hat with monocle or is it mr. peanut's?
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Old Jan 28th, 2006, 07:45 PM       
Surprisingly no, they don't reproduce asexually. I think the Barnicle's penis is actually somewhere around 14 inches long, so it can reach it's mate.
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Old Jan 28th, 2006, 07:48 PM       
so what, they just sit around jerking off all day?
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Old Jan 28th, 2006, 08:16 PM       
I don't think Barnacles get hard-ons. If one got an erection, it couldn't bend it's wang to get to the mate.

Not that they don't have the means; they have at least 20 other tentacles. They're the defenition of Hentai.
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