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Old Jan 2nd, 2011, 03:54 AM       
HE IS SAYING HE WANTS A HOVERCRAFT

CHRIST YOU PEOPLE ARE FCKN DUMB GO TO COLLEGE AND LEARN JAPANESE LIKE A REAL INTERNET WARRIOR. THEN DATE A JAPANESE GIRL AND HAVE HER TEACH YOU JAPANESE A REAL SEXY WAY.

ME: Ok.. Ok.. So, how do I say: "It's a miracle, I can feel my legs again"?
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Old Jan 2nd, 2011, 03:57 AM       
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HOVERHOE: THEY'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND OUR LOVE, HOVEY
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HOVERHOE: AH! NOT IN PUBLIC BABE, PLUS YOU KNOW IM ON MY FOURTH TRIMESTER IN THIS PREGNANCY
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Old Jan 2nd, 2011, 04:08 AM       
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FUUUUUUUUUCJK AM I DIONG WRONG???http://img2.allvoices.com/thumbs/eve...rue&1275678652
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Old Jan 2nd, 2011, 04:09 AM       
All of a sudden i cant post pictures
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Old Jan 2nd, 2011, 04:14 AM       
i WANTED TO POST THE PIC OF THAT WOMAN IN THE BLUE DRESS BUT THE INTERNETS ALL LKIKE "NO MORE PLEASE".
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Old Jan 2nd, 2011, 04:30 AM       
DR.MARIO'S LOG 11/2/20XX/: I remember so much, but yet I seem to forget more and more everyday. The good times outweigh the bad, yes. With each picture I feel as if time had passed in a blink.
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We were young then. We seemed to know everything, but yet, we knew nothing. This was a time before I knew how to speak in such paradoxical terms. This was a time when we had the world by the mushrooms. Before the great awakening of Hovercraft Toni Braxton.

Those times were different. Much different. We raided castles, dressed up like 'coons, and shot fire. I still feel his breath on the back of my neck. Were times good you ask?

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Times were indeed good. Luigi and I had humped the Mushroom Kingdom into a limp submission. We even started our own club. Back when music was good and Yoshi wasn't a Sex Offender. I remember selling bumps of star dust to the Hammer Bros in the bathroom. We were so care free.

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Ah, our favorite cafe. I always ordered something I knew he'd approve of: A salad, water, and if he was in a particularly good mood, the french onion soup. We had sold Club Oui by that time. This was when we began to kindle something very special. We were on top of the world before the Great Awakening.

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On top of the world.

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Old Jan 2nd, 2011, 09:17 AM       
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APOLLOOGIZING AFTER SEX
APOLOGIZING BEFORE SEX
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AND DURING
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