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Old Apr 22nd, 2012, 10:03 PM       
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every time you guys go on about fitness and martial arts all I see are a bunch of macs talking about how hard they are and saying they can't do backflips right now because they're saving their strength for something really awesome.


I think that's just the nature of talking about martial arts though, rather than Tadao or Fathom being cocks.
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Old Apr 22nd, 2012, 11:31 PM       
No conversation will ever be as masculine as Hickman's ninja weaponry topic.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6650
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Old Apr 22nd, 2012, 11:53 PM       
]I forgot how much more hateful this place used to be.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2012, 12:00 AM       
As an aside, my senpai in the club gave me a set of tonfa.

Now I can look like a shithead and hurt myself.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2012, 12:01 AM       
LIKE YOU NEEDED HELP.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2012, 12:02 AM       
I BRING THIS SHIT TO A HIGHER LEVEL TONITE
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Old Apr 23rd, 2012, 12:17 AM       
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No conversation will ever be as masculine as Hickman's ninja weaponry topic.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6650

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I BET NON OF YOU FUCKS COULD EVEN HOLD A SWORD
lol Rongi was 12
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Old Apr 23rd, 2012, 01:22 AM       
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I think that's just the nature of talking about martial arts though, rather than Tadao or Fathom being cocks.
I CHALLENGE FZ TO A SWORD FIGHT


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Old Apr 23rd, 2012, 01:32 AM       
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I like scimitars.

I'd dance seductively up to my foes, and while their eyes are glued to my whirling sword and swaying hips, I'll chop their heads off before they even knew what hit them.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2012, 01:35 AM       
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lol Rongi was 12
MY AVATAR WAS AS OLD AS FATHOM ZERO IS RIGHT NOW.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2012, 01:36 AM       
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I CHALLENGE FZ TO A SWORD FIGHT


I would on the condition that we make wooshy noises.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2012, 01:38 AM       
I would have to because my dick isn't that big.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2012, 01:40 AM       
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MY AVATAR WAS AS OLD AS FATHOM ZERO IS RIGHT NOW.
you motherfuckr

you sonofabitch
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Old Apr 23rd, 2012, 02:41 AM       
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you motherfuckr

you sonofabitch
does your mama know

that you talk to your elders

with such a trash mouth?
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Old Apr 23rd, 2012, 03:03 AM       
FATHOM, SAM, AND KHALJORN

WHAT'S UP COCKBAGS
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Old Apr 23rd, 2012, 03:08 AM       
FILLED WITH SELF-LOATHING
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Old Apr 23rd, 2012, 03:10 AM       
THRASH0 WANTS TO HELP:

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Old Apr 23rd, 2012, 03:11 AM       
LIKE, A YEAR AGO


IS THE CHEESEBURGER SHIT REALLY THAT OLD?
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Old Apr 23rd, 2012, 04:25 AM       
YOU DIDNT TELL ME

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A comedy website with a front page that seems innocuous in an attempt to distract from the forums which are rampant with unfunny losers who resort to shock and awe as a substitute for any actual humor.
Person 1: "Hey man, did you see on I-Mockery that Boo Berry is at Target all October? That stuff gave me diarrhea".

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Old Apr 23rd, 2012, 04:27 AM       
i just realized that the username who entered that is thrasho, yet it discusses boo berry, a cereal only available near portland oregon crack houses and molestaries (they have those).
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Old Apr 23rd, 2012, 04:30 AM       
i guess this means that im going to have to start an account on urban dictionary in an effort to clear my name. I may get the FBI involved. this is slander. How will i get my gas station attendant job.

I HAVE BEEN BESMIRCHED. BAMBOOZLED. BELITTLED. BESMEGMA'D.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2012, 04:31 AM       
I AM SURE IT IS A COINCIDENCE THAT YOU DIDN"T DO WHEN YOU WERE UPSET AT SOME POINT AND NOW WANT TO DEFLECT BECAUSE YOU CHOOSE TO INTERNET HANGOUT WITH "UNFUNNY LOSERS".
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Old Apr 23rd, 2012, 05:45 PM       
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North Korea going to blow up South Korea in 4 minutes or less

:WW3 !
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Old Apr 23rd, 2012, 06:05 PM       
As I understand it, most people that know enough about Karate to follow Karate-do wouldn't charge anything for teaching someone. My club doesn't.

But then, it's just a club and not really a dojo or anything, so I'm not sure what people charge.

Conversely, fuck off babby
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