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Old Nov 24th, 2012, 06:31 PM       
so does anyone actually think something's gonna happen on 12/21/12?
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Old Nov 25th, 2012, 02:10 AM       
I don't think so, but I kinda hope so. Not that I've got a bleak outlook or anything- quite the opposite. I just think something dire (short of total annihilation) would do humanity some good.
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Old Nov 25th, 2012, 12:59 PM       
I'm not as prepared for a disaster as I'd like to be.
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Old Nov 26th, 2012, 02:40 AM       
I only have one clip at the moment. :/
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Old Nov 26th, 2012, 02:52 AM       
i strongly suspect absolutely nothing is going to happen but will be pleasantly surprised if the world ends
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Old Nov 26th, 2012, 03:39 AM       
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I only have one clip at the moment. :/
As long as it's one more than the guy who stocked up on food and water you're in good shape.
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Old Nov 26th, 2012, 09:55 PM       
I'm trying to look ahead to the next apocalypse. Once the mayan thing has passed, I think we'll see a return to the classics, like interpreting Nostradamus to mean that the end of the world is right around the corner.
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Old Nov 27th, 2012, 02:13 AM       
Don't forget the rapture. I'm sure we've got 2 or 3 of those coming in 2013. Global warming doomsaying should also see a sharp upturn over the next decade or so.
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Old Nov 27th, 2012, 12:01 PM       
With all this Iran business smart money is on nuclear holocost.
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Old Nov 29th, 2012, 01:08 AM       
I'm holding out hope they'll fuck it up and vaporize themselves. It's hard to say how close they are, though, when the media is touting a graph from a textbook to be evidence that the Iranians are on to something.
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Old Nov 29th, 2012, 02:11 AM       
If I die, then I won't have to pay back my federal loans. So there's that. Cool business.
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Old Nov 29th, 2012, 05:58 PM       
did you see the UN meeting where the prime minister of israel had a picture of a cartoon-style bomb that was 80% full to demonstrate how close to getting nukes iran was?
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Old Dec 13th, 2012, 06:10 PM       
Any of you fags want to connect if this happens? I'm near Dodger Stadium. Also Griffith Park. Perhaps we can wear a symbol on our left breast. Too bad we didn't do this sooner eh?
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Old Dec 13th, 2012, 06:13 PM       


Kinda funny because our dday prophet is deaf.
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Old Dec 13th, 2012, 07:51 PM       
connect if what happens
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Old Dec 13th, 2012, 09:34 PM       
Let's all agree to meet in this thread on 12-21

holy shit this is exciting
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Old Dec 14th, 2012, 01:01 AM       
I say we all meet up at the Safeway by the gas station on 3rd and E.
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Old Dec 14th, 2012, 09:50 AM       
I saw a bunch of people on fb thought the way was 12/12/12 and were like"well the world is still here...guess I gotta go to work."

At least get the doomsday right.

Sidenote. On 12/21/12 I want to watch the first episode of the real ghostbusters to see if that door opens again.
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Old Dec 14th, 2012, 04:34 PM       
i want to have some kind of end of the world party
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Old Dec 14th, 2012, 05:29 PM       
We have to have a cool name for it though.

Bender for the ender of the world party.
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Old Dec 17th, 2012, 09:56 PM       
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Old Dec 18th, 2012, 03:30 AM       
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Old Dec 18th, 2012, 03:20 PM       
I have an idea - suspend a huge ball of U-235 (less than critical mass) abave an equally huge ball, then at 1 minute to midnight, begin slowly dropping the suspended ball until they get close enough (at midnight, natch) to go critical.

Call it the Armageddon It On party.
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Old Dec 19th, 2012, 01:39 AM       
I can think of less roundabout ways to get people to play Def Leppard.
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