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Old Oct 15th, 2006, 10:32 PM       
Juttin is eating 5 cakes right now.
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Old Oct 15th, 2006, 11:18 PM       
LOL U R FUN E AN ORIGINAL :LOL
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Old Oct 16th, 2006, 12:07 AM       
Juttin, why do you even bother anymore? Sure, your thick protective layer of lard will fend off most verbal attacks, but eventually it will wear down untill you are nothing more than a portly fellow who cries himself to sleep everynight. That is, unless, you don't already cry yourself to sleep...do you Juttin?
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Old Oct 16th, 2006, 12:41 PM       
I'm sorry, Juttin. That was insensitive to poke fun at your weight. But you should think about entering a cake eating contest.
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Old Oct 16th, 2006, 03:43 PM       
An eclair.
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Old Oct 16th, 2006, 05:59 PM       
Homemade enchiladas, with lots of chicken and onions.
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Old Oct 16th, 2006, 06:18 PM       
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Old Oct 16th, 2006, 06:20 PM       
i'm not eating anything but i am drinking some ice-cold Dr. Bold
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Old Oct 16th, 2006, 09:44 PM       
Dr.Bold? Is that some kind of generic Dr. Pepper? :/
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Old Oct 24th, 2006, 03:08 PM       
kfc original recipe breast meal with mashed potatoes & corn on the cob & large pepsi

yes, it is delicious
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Old Oct 24th, 2006, 03:14 PM       
last time i had KFC (or kentucky fart your pants in) it was all bloody on the inside and so wet and slippery and disgusting and greasy. ugh. We got a three piece meal each and only ate like one piece.
potatoes were okay i guess.
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Old Oct 24th, 2006, 03:31 PM       
that's why you get the 1 piece meal, you can't go wrong with thier chicken breast ;p
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Old Oct 24th, 2006, 07:41 PM       
yea i usually try to stick with chicken strips/ potatoes gravy/bisquit but they sent us these coupons for a discounted three piece meal so what could i do. when i only could only eat one of them i realized it was a shitty deal
But for some reason i don't complain at restaurants too much. I really should, because it's bullshit to PAY for a meal that tastes like shit. That's why you're paying them extra, to cook you something good. but then i always see black people in restaurants acting like giant penises. Like this one time at a pizza parlor the waitress was looking for their table(they didn't have their number on the edge of the table) and when she got there they complained because she walked around and didn't bring it straight to the table so they got free chicken wings or some shit. It's not like she let people breathe on it she just asked the people if they were the right number.
i hate that shit. WHy don't they reward good customers who not only aren't pricks but also don't go somewhere to get free food. it makes me want to be a giant penis. stupid niggardly black people.
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Old Oct 25th, 2006, 02:26 AM       
GRAVY TOAST
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Old Oct 25th, 2006, 02:27 AM       
idk what its called, but its kinda like a homemade payday. ;o
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Old Nov 4th, 2006, 02:15 AM       
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Old Nov 4th, 2006, 09:25 AM       
Coffee Crisp
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Old Nov 4th, 2006, 11:31 AM       
you're supposed to add hot water!
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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 08:21 PM       
-Chicken-
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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 08:28 PM       
Half a pint of white wine in a mug.
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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 08:57 PM       
Minute Maid Orange Juice. With some pulp.
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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 09:30 PM       
I just found three cans of sardines in tomato and basil sauce sitting in the back of the pantry. Life is good.
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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 09:34 PM       
A second half pint of white wine in a dirty mug.
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Old Nov 8th, 2006, 11:29 PM       
Ultra classy.

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Old Nov 9th, 2006, 01:26 AM       
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