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Old Jun 4th, 2005, 04:03 AM        MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKER
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They wouldn't let me take a picture of the guy or the pound of weed they found in his car NOR would they let me beat his fucked up ass with one of the many bricks he knocked out of the corner of my house with his prolly uninsured ride.

God damn it.
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Old Jun 4th, 2005, 04:21 AM       
by the shit of the saints, that's horrible ziggs. under Texas law, you could've offed him :o
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Old Jun 4th, 2005, 05:47 AM       
Holy fuck. Were you in the house at the time?
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Old Jun 4th, 2005, 06:15 AM       
Fucking hell! They should have let you keep the weed..
What an asshole.
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Old Jun 4th, 2005, 06:33 AM       
wtf that's exactly what happened to my mom's house but without the pot. what a fucker/
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Old Jun 4th, 2005, 08:09 AM       
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Old Jun 4th, 2005, 11:32 AM       
what! this is horrible. Hope noone not stupid was injured.
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Old Jun 4th, 2005, 12:02 PM       
Wow, man. I woulda shot him.
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Old Jun 4th, 2005, 01:09 PM       
Do you own or rent?

Will your inurance cover it?

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Old Jun 4th, 2005, 01:55 PM       
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Wow, man. I woulda shot him.
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Old Jun 4th, 2005, 03:03 PM       
FS, no, it happened approximately half an hour before I got home from work. I saw the firetrucks and was like "OhFuckOhFuckOhFuck Please don't let my house be on fire!" so I was a bit relieved that it's only the corner wall and living room all fucked up.

Max, it's my house - or the bank's I guess. Closed on it at the beginning of this year. My homeowner's insurance will cover it if the driver didn't have any liabilty coverage, but right now I'm more concerned about the defensive integrity of my home.

I'm not safe from invaders as this pic clearly shows.



The plants and dirt came from the windowbox planter thingie.
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Old Jun 4th, 2005, 04:46 PM       
wow.
if i lived closer i'd offer you a couch, but ya know. i don't.
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Old Jun 4th, 2005, 05:38 PM       
i would have given up my entire pogs collection to see you smash one of those bricks on that bastards forehead.
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Old Jun 4th, 2005, 06:44 PM       
Jesus, it looks like he was driving a semi.
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Old Jun 4th, 2005, 06:55 PM       
I hate when drug dealers get busted.
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Old Jun 4th, 2005, 08:52 PM       
You're clearly retarded.
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Old Jun 4th, 2005, 09:55 PM       
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Old Jun 5th, 2005, 12:13 PM       
that sux big time :/ are you going to pay for all the repairs, or you are getting payed by the assurance.
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Old Jun 5th, 2005, 01:01 PM       
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Old Jun 5th, 2005, 01:09 PM       
One thing you can learn from this is that you definatly need more guns in your house!
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Old Jun 6th, 2005, 12:04 PM       
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Old Jun 6th, 2005, 01:28 PM       
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or you are getting payed by the assurance.
Don't worry, you'll be able to pay it off. Everything will be fine.
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Old Jun 6th, 2005, 01:33 PM       
thanks for the assurance, doc
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Old Jun 6th, 2005, 02:36 PM       
there is a booster seat in that car. :-/
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Old Jun 6th, 2005, 03:01 PM       
That guy must've really hated your house
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