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Old Jul 13th, 2007, 04:28 AM        Looks like Halo 3 will have to be rated AO
Apparently the master chief now has wangs instead of fingers. Must be popular with the ladies
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Old Jul 13th, 2007, 05:10 AM       
i've not played the first two halos and i'm not playing this one
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Old Jul 13th, 2007, 03:04 PM       
looks like a 'wang' that Giger would create
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Old Jul 13th, 2007, 05:37 PM       
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i've not played the first two halos and i'm not playing this one
Man, you are so badass just going into threads about popular games and saying you refuse to play them. You are so hardcore.
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Old Jul 13th, 2007, 07:33 PM       
this thread sucksssssssss

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Old Jul 13th, 2007, 09:13 PM       
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Man, you are so badass just going into threads about popular games and saying you refuse to play them. You are so hardcore.
i wasn't trying to bring dwon a popular game i was trying to be a jerk to dingleberry mcdumbavatar sheesh
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Old Jul 13th, 2007, 09:42 PM       
I like how Sniperwart puts willie down when he basically did the same thing in the Contra thread all
"WAH WAH I DONT PLAY HANDHELDS "
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Old Jul 13th, 2007, 10:04 PM       
I hope Durin dies, sad and alone after being dumped by the only woman who would ever consider having sex with him, but before having sex with him dumps him. On his way home he buys 16 bottles of Bourbon and gets drunk on a quarter of one cuz hes such a fucking pussy. In his drunken stupor he swerves to avoid hitting a pothole going 112mph only to enter the second lane sideswiping a minivan full of orphans on their way to meeting their lost family's for the first time, killing no one in the vehicle instantly. Durin's legs are mangled and pinned against the seat by the broken jagged as the Van ignites obliterating 3 of the children in the back seat and slowly broiling the driver and passenger, while the other two orphans slowly die of smoke inhalation and 2nd and 3rd degree burns caused by the broiling corpses of the first 3 children. Durin can do nothing but lament his actions as the fire slowly works its way to his legs causing him to slowly burn over the course of 16 hours because adverse weather conditions postpone emergency crews. The fire reaches the 15 and 3/4 bottles of bourbon blasting him clean from the wreckage into a ditch where nothing discernible remains of his body and the ravens and crows pick at his barely living husk until his last few pathetic moments. and the last thing he ever thinks about is weather or not anyone laughed at his thread.
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Old Jul 13th, 2007, 10:10 PM       
I didn't read any of that but shut the fuck up.
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Old Jul 13th, 2007, 10:11 PM       
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I like how Sniperwart puts willie down when he basically did the same thing in the Contra thread all
"WAH WAH I DONT PLAY HANDHELDS "
The difference being that I like Contra. Sorry for spoiling your mockeryof the poster, Willie. This is a pretty stupid thread.
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Old Jul 13th, 2007, 10:42 PM       
how do you know i dont really like halo maybe i am lying
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Old Jul 13th, 2007, 11:01 PM       


Cuff him, Dick.
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Old Jul 13th, 2007, 11:07 PM       
dick, you say
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Old Jul 13th, 2007, 11:12 PM       


Get down on the ground, sir.
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Old Jul 13th, 2007, 11:56 PM       
I do the cop related humor here, pal.

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Old Jul 14th, 2007, 03:32 AM       

guys i'm with vice you totally blew my cover thanks a lot internal affairs will hear of this
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Old Jul 14th, 2007, 04:42 AM       
Well, I guess that this board is full of Halo fanboys, because seriously, if those look more like wangs than fingers. Dead serious.
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Old Jul 14th, 2007, 02:32 PM       
i dont know man i just dont see i-

OH WAIT NOW I GET IT LOLOLOA ALOLOLOL OL LOLOLOLOL
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Old Jul 14th, 2007, 02:34 PM       
OH STOP I CANT TAKE IT I CANT BREATH
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Old Jul 14th, 2007, 02:35 PM       
ahhh alright i'm good....

PENIS FINGERS BWAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old Jul 14th, 2007, 02:36 PM       
OH MAN MY STOMACH

OH MAN YOU GOT TO SHOW THIS TO PENNY ARCADE hahahahaha lololol
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Old Jul 14th, 2007, 02:37 PM       
ah ah ah ahhhhhhhh

alright alrgiht enough i'm good now

PFFFFTTTT HALO 3
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Old Jul 14th, 2007, 02:39 PM       
OOH OH GOD SOMEONE STOP ME I'M GONNA PUKE FROM LAUGHING SO HARD
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