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Old Jun 22nd, 2009, 12:34 AM       
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Old Jun 22nd, 2009, 01:29 AM       
i went into tennessee for the first time in my life today. if i had to live in pigeon forge, i would drink a liter of cyanide.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2009, 11:29 AM       
So my uncle is on a volunteer fire department and got this call.

Couple was having sex in someone's backyard treehouse. Woman falls out of treehouse, gets lodged in tree, serious injuries apparently.

Guy gets dressed and flees the scene, leaves her there naked in the tree.

What a dick.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2009, 11:45 AM       
right in the crotch of the tree huh?

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Old Jun 22nd, 2009, 12:24 PM       
I wonder what kind of injuries she had, and where.

I can't believe the guy was all "fuck this!" and left.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2009, 02:19 PM       
Whatta you wanna bet the guy was a minor and she told his ass to get the fuck out of here.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2009, 02:22 PM       
Going to bet 20 quid at least.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2009, 02:41 PM       
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Old Jun 22nd, 2009, 03:18 PM       
Someone involved was 27 but I can't remember if it was her or him.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2009, 04:09 PM       
Maybe she was the minor so he left the bitch hangin'.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2009, 05:47 PM       
I'll be 9000 days old in 2 weeks and need to find some way to celebrate.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2009, 06:23 PM       
You never take our advice.
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Old Jun 22nd, 2009, 07:12 PM       
I bought a new box of crayons just for the smell
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Old Jun 23rd, 2009, 02:59 AM       
Not the taste?
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Old Jun 23rd, 2009, 04:40 AM       
It hasn't gone there yet, but I'm not ruling out the possibility.

There was a boy in my kindergarten who ate blue crayons and charged other kids to watch him pee green. I never took him up on it but the kids who saw it were impressed.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2009, 05:03 PM       
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE BAN DURRSOMETHING AGAIN?
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That was very funny. Well done.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2009, 05:06 PM       
He might have to be burned to get the job done.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2009, 06:36 PM       
Burton and Depp should have thier own movie company name.

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/need...onderland.html

Like Burpp or something.
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Old Jun 23rd, 2009, 08:29 PM       
http://elbo.ws/post/1813773/the-orbs...the-age-of-44/

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Old Jun 23rd, 2009, 09:43 PM       
Finland is actually pretty nimble.

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Old Jun 23rd, 2009, 10:27 PM       
He's huntin for Lasagna
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 02:12 AM       
so j had a rough day at work today. he was abnormally down. his wife says "will a blowjob make you feel better?"

why can i never meet a woman like this?
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 02:19 AM       
BECAUSE I HATE YOU
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 02:24 AM       
fuck! please stop hating me, then!
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Old Jun 24th, 2009, 02:32 AM       
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