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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 08:48 AM       
You want to hear a shitty French song, try "Dur Dur d'être Bébé"

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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 04:54 PM       
I was proactive today!

A neighbor was having a garage sale and I was getting pissed at all the people parking in my driveway and walking across my yard. I mean, what the fuck?

So I took my dog out and let her shit all over the front yard instead of the backyard.

People are still parking in my driveway and walking through my yard, but it's way more entertaining now.
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 04:56 PM       
Just back your car up so they cant.
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 04:58 PM       
Or better yet. Make a sign that says "Unauthorized vehicles with be spray painted"
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 04:59 PM       
lol, I don't drive, household car is gone for the day.

I dunno, I'm pretty happy with my dogshit solution.
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 05:04 PM       
Just sit in the driveway on a lawn chair in a wifebeater then. That'll learn 'em.
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 05:10 PM       
Put a 5 dollar parking sign up.
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 05:17 PM       
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Put a 5 dollar parking sign up.
That was my next idea. Might as well make some cash.
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 05:17 PM       
Has anyone hit some droppings yet?
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 05:49 PM       
I was proactive today, as well. I mowed my lawn!
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 06:36 PM       
Oh, yes, there have been several sucessful hits. That's why I'm so happy with the solution.

I also heard "I hate people who won't pick up their dog's crap", which was simply delightful.
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 07:07 PM       
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Oh, yes, there have been several sucessful hits. That's why I'm so happy with the solution.

I also heard "I hate people who won't pick up their dog's crap", which was simply delightful.
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 07:52 PM       
Michael Jackson died?!?
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 07:57 PM       
Where have you been?
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 08:17 PM       
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farrah is also dead but she's not getting any news coverage whatsoever because of michael.
Boys of my age are still way more sad about Farrah's death.
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 08:20 PM       
did you guys hear michale jordan died
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 09:04 PM       
Rumors abound that Jeff Goldblum died earlier this morning in New Zealand. What say you Pub?
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 09:08 PM       
He's supposed to be on Law and Order now.
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 09:12 PM       
True. I'm sure the episodes the play on Sundays haven't been pre recorded at all.
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 09:15 PM       
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Rumors abound that Jeff Goldblum died earlier this morning in New Zealand. What say you Pub?
That story was generated from a hoax site. You can put in any person's name and it generates a fake story. Goldblum is fine. He was just on The Colbert Report in NYC joking about Obama killing "The Fly" :P
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 09:18 PM       
I only trust my gossip news from Pub.
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 09:32 PM       
did you guys know that chuck norris is like 69 years old?

i thought he was like 40
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Old Jun 25th, 2009, 09:34 PM       
did chuck norris die too
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