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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 04:43 PM       
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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 04:49 PM       
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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 06:12 PM       
IS GANSTA THE GANGSTA WAY OF SAYIN GANGSTA GANGSTA?
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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 06:28 PM       
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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 06:34 PM       
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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 06:47 PM       
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 06:50 PM       
I HAEV A TWIN SO I HAD TO PICK HER UP FROM HER WORK (CUZ SHE CANT DRIVE AND SHIT) AND IT TOOK FOREVER SO I SNUCK IN AND WATCHED DODGEBALL (CUZ SHE WORKS AT A THEATER)
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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 06:51 PM       
THEN WE WERE EATING ITALIEN SAUSAGE SAMWICHES AND I BURNED MY FAEC WITH THE JUICE
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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 06:51 PM       
NO HOMO OMG
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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 06:56 PM       
TONIGHT WE GOT RETRO ON THE TURN TABLES BIGGIE MC ON THE BACK MIKE AND BIG MASTA HARTY SPITTIN THE HOTTEST BEATS THIS SIDE OF THE BRONX LEMME HEARA HEARA WOOT WOOT
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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 07:13 PM       
Lame ass white boyz tryin ta be black. Betta not pull that shit round the REAL fuckin' hood, cuz we know how ta handle crackas like you.

That's right now steppin away from the caucasion persuation this is DJ Mad Max back in tha motha fuckin' hizouse BEATCH!

Right now we gotta teach these fuckin' white boyz a mothafuckin lesson an shut their pigmentationally challenged asses the fuck up.
We're about to play another old skool track from my main man Ice Cube, "When Will They Shoot"!


God damn, another fucking payback wit’ a twist
Them motherfuckers shot but the punks missed
Ice cube is out-gunned, what is the outcome?
Will they do me like malcolm?
Cuz I bust styles, new styles, standing. . .
Strong. . . while, others run a hundred miles
But I never run, never will
Deal wit’ the devil wit’ my mother fucking steel - boom!
Media try to do me
But I was a boy-n-the-hood before the movie, yeah
Call me nigga, bigger than a spook
But you the one that voted for duke, motherfucker
White man is something I tried to study
But I got my hands bloody, yeah.
They say I can sing like a jaybird
But nigga don’t say the j-word.
I thought they was bugging. . .
Cuz to us uncle sam is hitler without an oven
Burning our black skin
Buy my neighborhood - then push the crack in
Doing us wrong from the first day
And don’t understand why a nigga got an ak.
Calling me an african-american
Like everything is fair again, shit
Devil you got to get the shit right I’m black
Blacker than a trillion midnights
Don’t believe the hype was said in 88 by the great chuck d
Now they’re trying to fuck me . . .
wit’ no vaseline, just a match and a little bit of gasoline
Its a great day for genocide
Thats the day all the niggas died
They killed jfk in ’63
So what the fuck you think they’ll do to me?
But I’m the o.g. and I bust back, boom boom
Bust back, boom boom,
Peel a cap, boom boom!
Gimme room in the fire of the sun
Hear the mack come
Hear the black come
Watch jack run
Motherfuckers can’t gank me
Fuck a devil, fuck a rebel, and a yankee
Overrun and put the presidency
After needin that, I’m down wit’ o.p.p.
I met farrakhan and had dinner
And you ask if I’m a five-percenter, well. . .
No, but I go where the brothas go
Down with compton mosque, number 54
Made a little dough, still got a sister on my elbow
Did ice cube sell out? you say hell no!
A black woman is my manager, not in the kitchen,
So could you please stop bitchin’?

*gun shots*

You missed and didn’t hit the lench mob either
guerillas in the mist without jungle fever
But I got the fever for the flava of a cracker, not a pringle
Bust a single, here’s my new jingle
The kkk has got three-piece suits
Using niggas like turkey shoots
My motto is treat ’em like a prostitute.
If I say no violence devil, you won’t respect mine,
Fuck the dumb shit and get my tek-9.
And if they approach us
A-ight, a-ight - I bury those cockroaches.
And if you can’t deal wit’ my kill at will
Here’s a new gift to get
Try my death certificate.
Amerikkka’s most, amerikkka’s burnt - it’s like toast
Like jordan I’m going coast to coast.
Dribbling the funk
Here comes the nigga wit’ the mother fucking monster dunk
Get off me punk
you better eat your wheaties
Darryl gates got the studio surrounded
Cuz he don’t like the niggas that I’m down wit’
Mother fucker wanna do us
Cuz I like nat, huey, malcolm, and louis.
Most got done by a black man’s bullet
Give a trigga to a nigga and watch him pull it.
Negro assassin,
I’ma dig a ditch, bitch, and throw your ass in
When they shoot, no, it won’t be a cracker
They use somebody much blacker
What I do?
I call up the geto boy crew
Cuz my mind’s playing tricks on me too.
Never die, surround my crib
makin’ sure nobody creep when I sleep
Keep a 9 millimeter in my jeep - peep!
When I roll, I gots to roll deep.
Ain’t going out cheap
Make the mad circle on cypress hill cuz it’s so steep.
They’ll never get me
They’ll never hit me
Mother fuck that shit j-dee.
Now I relax
Grab the st. ides brew so I can max.
Sitting on the window cuz it’s so fucking hot,
And then I heard a shot -
Boom.


HELLLLLL YEAH! Y'all white asses don't know shit about that! We got some more mothafuckin' commercials, but we'll be back soon with more mad stupid fuckin' beats right here at WFTARD!
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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 07:23 PM       
MAD MAX WTF YOU WERE GONE FOR LIKE A WEEK WE NEEDED YOU HERE TO POST IN THIS THREAD AND SHIT I MEAN THAT'S LIKE 19 PAGES OF POSTS WE COULD HAVE HAD HERE
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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 07:27 PM       
Well shit, excuse me for having a fucking life!

Anyway, where the fuck did all these new fucktards come from? I noticed like 50 people joined over the weekend.
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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 07:35 PM       
Right about now,
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Check it out now,
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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 07:36 PM       
Max, don't kid yourself, you don't have a life.
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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 07:39 PM       
YEAH NO SHIT BUT REALLY I MEAN SHIIIIIT THESE NEW FUCKTARDS SUCK

LIKE CAPTAIN GOODTIMES WTF. AND FAGSOT FUCKTARDS LIKE ZIM AND KOMODO AND CRONO I MEAN WTF

DON'T GET ME STARTED ON PANCAKES WHAT A FUCKTARD
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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 08:01 PM       
THEY CAN EVEN BE CONSIDERED FUCKARDS
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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 08:14 PM       
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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 08:14 PM       
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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 08:32 PM       
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Well shit, excuse me for having a fucking life!

Anyway, where the fuck did all these new fucktards come from? I noticed like 50 people joined over the weekend.
MAD MAX THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING USEFUL DO WHAT YOU NORMALLY DO AND SCARE THEM AWAY
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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 08:35 PM       
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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 08:37 PM       
GUEST STAR VAGI-VAGI-VAGICLEEEEEAN
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Old Jul 5th, 2004, 09:25 PM       
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