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Protoclown · #1

I am wearing a BjÃ¶rk shirt (the cover of the album "Debut") in my office today and so far SIX FUCKING PEOPLE have mistaken her for Michael Jackson.

it is very sad

Rongi · #2

Those heathens

. You should have punched them in the neck

Cosmo Electrolux · #3

I wish I didn't know you owned a Bjork shirt....

Rev. Danno · #4

STAB THEM IN THE NECK!!!
That is crap, even if you don't know who Bjork is...It's not MJ...
Check out my old reveiw on Bjorks last album on the music reveiw page...

Sethomas · #5

I think Dancer in the Dark will be on IFC tonight.

Hobo Renee · #6

Bjork

Vespertine I could tolerate. The book was a little overpriced and pretentious, but forgivable. But the fucking box set!!!! She owes a lot of people their money back.

Protoclown · #7

Bad, huh? I'm glad I didn't get it then.

What sucked about it?

AChimp · #8

So you made six coworkers think you were gay, huh, Proto?

Rongi · #9

NIGhtMAre · #10

Whats a Bjork? :/

Esuohlim · #11

Go the fuck away.

I remember Bjork on Space Ghost. Usually people on Space Ghost are a bit annoyed by Space Ghost himself, but Bjork was the only person who was even crazier than Space Ghost.

I don't like Bjork.

Rongi · #12

Knifin Around is the greatest episode of anything ever

Rez · #13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hobo Renee

Bjork

Vespertine I could tolerate. The book was a little overpriced and pretentious, but forgivable. But the fucking box set!!!! She owes a lot of people their money back.

like me.
nothing "sucked" about it proto, there just wasnt anything to justify that outrageous price.
though i did get "volumen+" fo a meager $7 and it's pretty cool. i was pissed off at "alarm call" but the rest were really good.

i love bjork. i love vespertine too. i want a bjork shirt. i should get one for FREE.

Hobo Renee · #14

Rez, you can have my blue Bjork shirt, but I think that it would look horrible on ANYONE, so don't feel bad that I think it will look bad on you. But you can still have it. That and my poster. I need the space to hang up my "art."

FartinMowler · #15

I like Bjork but she eminates a little wierdness with the stalker dude and here attacking the reporter in an airport. I think she should just come out with an album once every ten years and stay in Iceland.

FS · #16

You try keeping your cool when every time you step out of your house, a dozen people are invading your personal space, shouting at you and trying to shove various appliances in your face.

And why would she be weird because someone else is stalking her?

glowbelly · #17

sometimes i look like bjork.
i wish she was my sistah.

aeQea · #18

Rongi · #19

People hate you.

aeQea · #20

Rongi · #21

I bet if you died children would sing.

Professor Cool · #22

YOu guys are TWO OF A KIND

Rongi · #23

We're like the odd couple, except gayer

HickMan · #24

I think BjÃ¶rk is really funny. Remember at the Academy Awards when she came with a strange swan dress and all she said was,
"My friend made it." That fucking rocked.