fatsatan's and glowbelly's penis thread

[Chojin]

hugh scanned his balls for the first mock wars, and zero signal got really upset.

and both groin not and soundtest posted their prince alberts.

pub lover talked sevenforce into posting his nightstick in the old NSFW thread.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

there aren't enough women of low moral fiber on this board.

[MLE]

I'm sorry. I'll try to recruit more.

[Tadao]

Or become one.

[MLE]

I don't think Chojin would appreciate that.

[Tadao]

That bastard!

[Guitar Woman]

Zomboid posted the pierced wang, guys.

If you go back and read that thread I seconded him posting pics, but I was a girl back then. Totally not gay.

[MetalMilitia]

If I had a penis for every time you did something gay, Guitar Woman...

[Tadao]

You would be a Cocktopuss?

[Guitar Woman]

So I've only done 7 gay things?

That's better than I thought.

[Tadao]

I was going by the day.

[Guitar Woman]

I've been gay for a week?

Still not following you.

[Pub Lover]

To forestall MetalMilitia turning into a rape-crazed tentacle monster, he is shorn once a week of all but one of the offending members. The practice was to leave the longest of the umpteen organs, but as Guitar Woman's gaiety grew ever greater, for the sake of Mrs Militia the practise was reversed. Of course, even the shortest of the multitude that sprouted weekly was enough to make even the loosest of woman shed a tear.

[Guitar Woman]

that's gross

[Guitar Woman]

you're gross

[liquidstatik]

[glowbelly]

the muscle that controls your balls is called THE CREMASTER MUSCLE.

[glowbelly]

i used to know the complete path that sperm took to get of the body during ejaculation, but i won't be tested on that any time soon so i've forgotten it.

[liquidstatik]

i would've loved to hear it

[Sethomas]

Glowbelly, although you might have forgotten the anatomical jargon to describe such pathways, I'm sure you'd still do a fantastic job of making them happen.

[liquidstatik]

you have such a way with women, seth ;D

[glowbelly]

indeedy. i definitely wouldn't slap him if he hit on me

for you, liquid...i had to look some terms up because my brain is too full of microbiology right now, but i'm sure you'll forgive me once you learn all these cool new body parts:

testis (seminiferous tubules)
rete testis
epididymis (head, body, tail)
vas deferens
inguinal ring
seminal vesicle
ejaculatory duct
prostatic urethra
membranous urethra
penile urethra
fossa navicularis
urethral meatus
your face

[Guitar Woman]

lol :<

Didn't you guys have sex ed in your day?

I've had to memorize this shit three different years now.

[glowbelly]

can i request that you are eternally banned from this thread? anyone who pretended to be a girl as long as you did shouldn't be allowed to have a penis.

[glowbelly]

or talk about penis.

or touch one
or pretend that you are smart about them
or pee from one
etc.