NCAA 2008 season thread

[Pentegarn]

He was released to his girlfriend and she to her husband, police said.

Nice. The police doing risqué shtick. I like it.

[Colonel Flagg]

The only way this story could improve is if there were make-up sex involved ....

[WhiteRat]

Update! Gotta love Iowans:

Report: Woman In Dome Sex Act Says Life Is Ruined


By PAUL WALSH, Star Tribune
Last update: November 26, 2008 - 3:31 PM

The Iowa woman who was caught having random sex in a Metrodome bathroom before a cheering crowd of onlookers Saturday during the Iowa-Minnesota football game said she was so drunk on wine that she doesn't remember anything about the incident, the Des Moines Register reported this afternoon. "It's ruined my life," Lois Feldman, 38, of Carroll, told the Register.
Feldman, a married mother of three, told the newspaper that she was fired today from an assisted living center, where she had been an administrator.
"I don't know what happened," Feldman told the Register. "But I don't deny that it did happen, because obviously there are police reports."
University police cited Feldman, and Ross M. Walsh, 26, of Linden, Iowa, for indecent conduct.
Feldman said she'd never met Walsh.
"I don't know who this man is," she told the Register. "I just found out his name in the paper."
A security guard discovered the two having sex in a handicapped stall, police said. Police were summoned, and they interrupted the two.
Walsh was released to his girlfriend and Feldman to her husband, police said.
Police say that Walsh had also been drinking.

[Colonel Flagg]

OK, I was wrong

In her defense, what else is there to do in Iowa, anyway?

[WhiteRat]

But she was in Minnesota. We have the Mall of America.

[Colonel Flagg]

She was drunk - she probably thought she was in Iowa.

[Colonel Flagg]

Let us know if any of the rags up there get an exclusive with her husband.

[pac-man]

You midwesterners and your crazy sexual escapades. Who ever said middle America was boring?

[WhiteRat]

Here's a more detailed story with this little whopper about the husband:

Feldman, a married mother of three, has been the target of Internet jokes and prank telephone calls today. She was fired this morning from an assisted living center, where she had been an administrator.

Feldman said her husband, Kelly, has been supportive. She said he faults himself for not going with her when she left her seat to use the restroom before halftime.

http://www.desmoinesregister.com/art...26006/0/NEWS10

What a pussy. His wife gets pounded in a bathroom stall and he blames it on himself? Something tells me this guy might be a huge pushover.

[WhiteRat]

Here's the wine guzzling leg spreading Iowa MILF:

[pac-man]

Not bad.

[Pentegarn]

Originally Posted by WhiteRat

Here's the wine guzzling leg spreading Iowa MILF:

I'd hit it

[Colonel Flagg]

Originally Posted by WhiteRat

What a pussy. His wife gets pounded in a bathroom stall and he blames it on himself? Something tells me this guy might be a huge pushover.

Shit, that's effed-up. Me, I'd start divorce proceedings on the skank whore, not go on claiming to the world "It wasn't her, it was the booze, and it's really my fault she screwed some kid." Takes "turn the other cheek" to a whole new level.

[pac-man]

He's probably been hen-pecked and railroaded for years now, and since she's shat out three pups he's less concerned with her vagina and more concerned that he'll die alone if he tries to start again.

[WhiteRat]

Colt McCoy blows up Texas A&M and basically puts himself back in front of the Heisman race tonight. Graham Harrell? Who is he again?

[pac-man]

He's the best quarterback who won't be at the downtown athletic club.

[WhiteRat]

A little late and some games have already been played, but here's What To Watch For this week:

18 Georgia Tech vs. 13 Georgia - Nerds vs. underachieving national contenders

23 FSU vs. 2 Florida - Five years ago this would be an exciting game to watch

3 Oklahoma vs 11 OK State - Oklahoma needs a big win to hope to leapfrog Texas

19 Oregon vs 17 Oregon State - The Beavers snag the Rose Bowl with a win

5 USC vs Notre Dame - Do the Trojans win by 15? 30? 40? Weiss gets fatter either way.

Auburn vs 1 Alabama - Could the struggling Tigers take out the Tide in the Iron Bowl?

[WhiteRat]

What a bunch of shitty games so far today.

Bama crushes Auburn, Florida manhandled FSU, and USC and Oregon are rolling in their respective games. GT made today watchable by beating the Dogs on the road. Paul Johnson better be a finalist for Coach of the Year.

[pac-man]

The Baylor/Texas Tech game was fun to watch.

[WhiteRat]

A lot of shootouts today. Oklahoma and Oregon racked up the points tonight and USC predictably blew out Notre Dame. With one more week to go in the regular season the bowl match ups will start to sort themselves out. And yes, BSU will get left out of the BCS as Ohio State snatches up what Bronco fans feel to be there BCS spot.

[pac-man]

Boise State needs to switch conferences. Well, under the current system at least.

[WhiteRat]

They need to switch conferences for parity's sake in regards to the WAC.

BSU goes to the mountain West. TCU goes to the Big 12. Iowa State becomes the twelfth team in the Big Ten (conf. championship now baby!), and lowly down-trodden San Diego State goes back to the WAC. Either that or they get rid of the football program, which was something I read about last week.

PROBLEMS SOLVED EVERYONE IS HAPPY!

[pac-man]

I was thinking tournament. Top 8 regardless of conference. Never has there been a number 9 who had a legitimate argument that they should play for the title. Everything's decided on the field, it's making the schools and the NCAA money, and everybody can stay in the conference they're in. Now everybody's happy.

EDIT: Oh, okay, you said in regards to the WAC. Yeah, very true. The type of realignment you're referring to would be great.

[WhiteRat]

I'm all for a top 8 tournament along with keeping the rest of the bowls intact. The BCS sorts out the top 8. Those top 8 fight to the death and the rest of the teams still have something to play for.

I think that even if they went to a system that I described, people would still bitch and moan about the BCS rankings. The only way to shut everyone up would be to have at a MINIMUM a 16 team playoff. But that shit just gets drawn out in my opinion.

8 is enough.

[WhiteRat]

Brand new AP Top 25 Poll delivered right to your doorstep:

1. Alabama (62) 12-0 1,620
2. Florida (3) 11-1 1,516
3. Texas 11-1 1,488
4. Oklahoma 11-1 1,480
5. USC 10-1 1,355
6. Penn State 11-1 1,257
7. Utah 12-0 1,216
8. Texas Tech 11-1 1,197
9. Boise State 12-0 1,103
10. Ohio State 10-2 1,069
11. TCU 10-2 885
12. Ball State 12-0 834
13. Cincinnati 10-2 824
14. Oklahoma State 9-3 798
15. Georgia Tech 8-3 708
16. Oregon 9-3 630
17. Georgia 9-3 495
18. Boston College 9-3 482
19. Missouri 9-3 479
20. Brigham Young 10-2 385
21. Michigan State 9-3 312
22. Mississippi 8-4 280
23. Pittsburgh 8-3 241
24. Northwestern 9-3 190
25. Oregon State 8-4 122

On the cusp:
Iowa 66, Virginia Tech 47, Tulsa 13, Florida State 12

The BCS, the poll that really matters this time of season, will be posted later today when made available.