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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 12:10 AM        asian fetish
Every guy I meet seems to have a thing for Asian girls! What's up with that! :silly :boyswillbeboys :ohyou!
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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 12:44 AM       


A girl I know only dates asian guys, and only listens to asian music.

I like asians, because they're little, and they come from a land of perversions. That means my penis looks huge when I'm putting it in their ass, and then making them lick it clean until I piss in their hair.
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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 01:04 AM       


I wore this to work and this East Indian guy who had been there a week came up to me and said, "I'm not offended or anything, but you might want to watch what you wear around here." I guess I could see how some people could be offended by that... like East Asians... but how he personally would be offended I don't understand. Not that this should even be relevant or necessary, but for some reason I wanted to point out to him the fact that it was actually an Asian girl who bought it for me- I've thought of adding that disclaimer on the back.

Edit for clarity: I had worked there 6 months, he for one week. And a lot was how he said it. And the look. But this was no white collar operation. People walked into that place wearing shirts with pieces of cartoon shit as a metaphor for their job, Bill Gates' name followed by a plethora of expletives, tshirts with blonde jokes (some quite crude), drug propaganda, various hilarious plays on brand recognition... etc.
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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 02:10 AM       
yeah i have an asian thing (i you couldn't tell)

For me its the Eyes and the pale skin.

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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 08:25 AM       
I like asian women because unlike most white women they don't turn into big fat annoying pigs with cellulite and asses the size of detroit. and what James said
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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 09:24 AM       
soundtest, how did you respond to the guy?
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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 10:40 AM       
I was so taken back by his statement I really didn't know what to say, so I replied with a smile and "thanks for the heads up!" and wore the shirt 2 more days in a row.
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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 01:02 PM       
I'm not sure if the word "fetish" applies here, I think that only refers to inanimate objects that you get hot and bothered about.

Anyway, I think it's a psychological thing. Guys say they get extra turned on by Asian women, by bellybutton piercings, by blonde hair, by accents... I mean, all they really have to be is women. We'd bang women from outer space as long as they didn't have a penis.
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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 02:47 PM       
I like asian women. For me it's the hair, the eyes, the cheeks, the...

Uh, excuse me for a...3 minutes, or 4...

In all seriousness, I don't just find asian women pretty, oh no. I'd even date a black girl. It does't matter to me.

But some asian fettishes are really fucking stupid. Like girls with fake penises trying to act like guys and this whole corn syrup fetish.
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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 03:50 PM       
Y'know, that's a very good question. Nearly every guy I meet has an asian thing. Personally, Asian girls are just girls...and I don't find them any different from American girls. Maybe it's the almond eyes. I dunno.
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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 04:26 PM       
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I'd even date a black girl.
You have NO standards.

I wouldn't say I have an extra-special boner for Asian girls. I find that they usually posses features that I find attractive, and are more commonly found collectively in Asian girls. But that's not to say they wouldn't be found in a white girl.

It's just a genetics dealy, and not necessarily an ethnicity one. I don't just bust a nut the minute I hear "asian girl," you know?
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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 04:31 PM       
Law in Japan states that all high-school age teenage girls must wear uniforms to school!


I love Asian women as well as other women. I really don't know what it is that make them so attractive though. :/ The word "Asian girl" isn't a turn-on, just the fact that I find a whole lot of them attractive.
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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 04:36 PM       
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I'd even date a black girl.
How honourable of you! On the other side of the coin... the Asian girl that gave me that shirt said she would rather die than date an Asian guy. She'd date any other race though (even half-Asian is a possibility) but in her own words (and since she's not white this isn't flameable racism ): "Asian men and black women should all be rounded up and put on an island together so they stop uglying up the human race". Interestingly enough, she has many Asian men and black women friends...

I would date anybody personally... percentage-wise it appears that more Asian girls are attractive to me (for some of the features James was referring to), but I wouldn't limit myself to any particular race.
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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 04:57 PM       
Nor would I. There are hot girls in every race.
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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 05:19 PM       
There are NO hot Pygmy women.
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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 05:29 PM       
I'm Asian.
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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 05:34 PM       
OH look another asian. :/

When I talk to asian guy's they say that the asian girls they consider hot are not the one's the white guy considers hot (true or false?)
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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 09:42 PM       
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Old Sep 4th, 2003, 11:26 PM       
Personally... Asian girls don't do much fer me. Even though I do like girls to be skeleton skinny, asian girls are just too small. Black honeys are women.
Here's a little secret guys: when white guys go for black girls, they get DAMN FINE black girls. The hottest black girls seem to find it very flattering to be picked up by a white guy. So aim for the hottest, and your chances still are pretty good!

----I am a minority.... fetish for black and hispanic girls. And almost anything that is mixed (that means any two completely different ethnicities).
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Old Sep 5th, 2003, 08:57 AM       
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That's what I'm here for.

Anyways, I also think Asian girls are HOT. Except the ones that come from the uber-poor countries and they are all dirty and gross. With really bad teeth.
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