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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 04:16 PM       
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I'm with kelly on this one. No better way to turn around a painful breakup after a serious relationship than to tell the girl you don't even care.
Pulling it off convincingly is the hard part.
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 05:12 PM       
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You mean the shallow summer fling one?
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 06:09 PM       
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Old Aug 17th, 2004, 03:19 AM       
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Yeah hopefully she didn't use some bitch named Toni to break up with you.

But on a serious note, I'm sorry about that. It's fucked up when it happens. Even when you see it coming.
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Old Aug 19th, 2004, 01:21 PM       
so did she ever call back?
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 12:53 AM       
Here's the way I figure it. In your high school/jr high/ college years don't commit to a serious relationship. It's a fucking big waste. Just have fun and fool around with as many broads as you can, cause your only young once and women get drunk for long periods of time at that age...
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 02:09 AM       
I want to hear Mr. Chimp's wise, experienced response to that advice.
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 12:27 PM       
I think it's a ONE WAY TRIP TO SYPHILLIS.
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 04:02 PM       
Non-refundable ticket to Syphillisville.
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Old Aug 20th, 2004, 04:16 PM       
Just south of Syphillidelphia
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Old Aug 21st, 2004, 12:28 PM       
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so did she ever call back?
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Old Aug 21st, 2004, 02:24 PM       
WRAP IT UP, BITCHES
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