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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 05:38 AM        Wonka Chocolate Bars
Ok, who else loves these things?

I love the rich milk chocolate they're made of. It melts in your mouth nearly immediately. It tastes so good. And the graham cracker bits mixed in with the chocolate... Oh, so tasty.

So why is it that while these things are so delicious that they are very hard to come by?! Seriously, it's the least common of the "Wonka" candies yet it tastes the best out of the bunch. WHAT THE HELL?!

It's like Nestle chocolate bars. Absolutely delicious and tasty but rare to come across. It's just not fair.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 09:52 AM       
all the rich kids have their daddies and mommies and their employees going through all the tons of cases they've bought to find the golden ticket. doh.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 01:47 PM       
I only reall like plain chocolate. :/
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 02:28 PM       
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all the rich kids have their daddies and mommies and their employees going through all the tons of cases they've bought to find the golden ticket. doh.
My God! You are right!!
We must lead a revolt against the rich and steal back all the Wonka bars! VIVA LA RESISTANCE!
Who's with me?!

::silence::

Yeah, neither am I.
::goes to play Gabriel Knight::

But seriously, if all that were the case, those rich brats wouldn't be getting much except a chance to go to a movie premiere to some crappy lackluster film that's supposedly destined to be a box office smash but will really be a flop.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 02:32 PM       
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I only reall like plain chocolate. :/
How dare you say such things!
To the concentration camp with you!!

However, since Lycurgus blew up when finishing his sentence, MetalMilitia was safe to see another day... for now!!!

Ok, enough of my dumb sense of humor.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 02:34 PM       
whats that faggot thing in your signature
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 02:37 PM       
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whats that faggot thing in your signature
I think you and Eli Roth could be best friends.

But since you're so curious, it's a gif (obviously enough) put together from the original SNES Clock Tower game, well the english translated ROM of it anyway since the first wasn't released stateside.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 02:40 PM       
fascinating!
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 02:51 PM       
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fascinating!
But isn't it?
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 03:01 PM       
it isn't.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 03:14 PM       
Not very intresting
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 03:20 PM       
Wow, quite a tough crowd we got here.
Meh, I don't care.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 05:16 PM       
is it bugs bunny jumping through a window?
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 05:24 PM       
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is it bugs bunny jumping through a window?
Why yes because we all know Bugs Bunny jumps through stained glass windows wearing an English schoolboy's uniform and armed with a pair of giant scissors as he impales a helpless victim below him as they fall.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 05:42 PM       
No he doesn't you fucking liar.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 05:45 PM       
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No he doesn't you fucking liar.
Please, keep up the amusement. You seriously make me laugh with these kind of posts. Ever thought of becoming a jester?
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 06:06 PM       
You're not a very nice person, Lycurgus1985.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 06:09 PM       
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You're not a very nice person, Lycurgus1985.
Of course I am. I just usually deflect rudeness and sarcasm with cynicalism.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 06:15 PM       
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 06:24 PM       
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Oh I see.
I must say I think you're a cool dude though.
By the way, I really like your avatar.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 08:12 PM       
what ever back on topic. the best chocolate bar is coffe crisp period.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 08:12 PM       
OH YOU MAKE ME SO MAD WITH YOUR OPTIMISSM LYCRAS YOU FAGGOT.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 08:52 PM       
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OH YOU MAKE ME SO MAD WITH YOUR OPTIMISSM LYCRAS YOU FAGGOT.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 10:00 PM       
youre happy to be a fag...... or is that good or bad.
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Old Jan 16th, 2006, 10:03 PM       
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youre happy to be a fag...... or is that good or bad.
No, just having good ol' hearty malevolent laugh like out of one of those really bad staruday morning cartoons because Gadzooks seriously makes me laugh with some of his comments.

But anyway, we really should get back onto topic.
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