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Les Waste · #26

MrAdventure that is the greatest picture ever

and how about this bullshit

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Originally Posted by me

Oh yeah, sspasdowsky, I am quite articulate and I'm in High School in the top 5% of my class. I am an unbelivable hockey player and have colleges such as Michigan state, BU, BC and Harvard looking to offer me scholarships. I think proves how articulate I am.

You idiot douchebag. I seriously hope you get hit in the face with a hockey puck, and it crushes one of eyeballs, and the last thing you see before you die in a puddle of your own teeth, hair and blood is what appears to be a scrambled egg, except the yolk looks alot like a pupil and there's a lot more blood.

Cunt.

Rongi · #27

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE HARTMAN

me · #28

MR. Adventure, do have nothing better to say than STFU? Do you know how to spell? I will teach you. STFU are letters. When you put letters together you get words. Then guess what, you put the words together to make sentences, sentences to make paragraphs. So why don't you take my advice and spell out STFU.

OK?

Rongi · #29

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE ME

me · #30

that won't happen, I wear a cage.

Rongi · #31

I SAID SHUT UP

MrAdventure · #32

Would you care to read my first post, "me"?

It's waiting for you.

It shows what I think of you.

me · #33

Rongi, I haven't done anything to you, Hartman has, so take your anger out on him, not me.

Rongi · #34

ARE YOU GAY? SORRY, I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU

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me · #35

so does that mean that what I say is BS because I know that when I talk fart's don't come out so you must be saying that I talk BS which is cool with me.

Lynchie · #36

First things first, me, you're a fucking retard. Second, what the hell is "Shut the fuck up and die me." What the hell does "die me" mean? Oh yeah, and I take it this thread is about dead.

Rongi · #37

YOUR COMEBACKS SUCK

Blatant · #38

french people suck

Lynchie · #39

me, farts come out of you all of the time, mostly through your vagina though.

Les Waste · #40

I hope, after a player with asthma and no hand-eye coordination on the rival high school named Dudley Nerdlinger brutally checks you into the boards (as often happens) your stick accidentally gets pressed up against you and the blade of it accidentally pokes through the cage on your helmet and gouges your eyeball out. I hope the resulting horrible pain not only leaves you 3/4 blind, as all the blood from the ruptured eye will damage the other eye, but I also hope that for the rest of your life you have an intensely painful migraine headache at all times, and when you cry because the pain is so bad, it makes the pain worse because your tear ducts are torn in so many places.

I also hope burglars shoot your parents in a botched robbery, your grandmother gets sodomized and killed on the bus by a man with down syndrome who wants to make a baby, all your only friends (both of them) are killed by a drunk driver. I also hope you get face cancer, cunt.

CaptainBubba · #41

Are you sure you weren't the #1 student in your school EVER, and when you graduated they named you "most likely to be incredibly articulate and super ultra really smart"?.

I'm pretty sure I read about you inventing the cure for AIDS in the newspaper and causing the hottest girl in your school to break the world record for most simultaneous orgasmic spasms.

Lynchie · #42

No, I bet me is the UltraSuperCoolExtraSuperSmartUnbelievablyArticulat eGreatestHockeyPlayerEver at his school, and yes, I know that was retarded.

me · #43

Wow, Rongi, even though you are making fun of me I have to give you credit, those were some of the best insults I have ever heard. You put more thought into the hockey thing then most doctors have. I am not being sarcastic, those are great insults.