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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 04:18 PM        My wonderful idea for a video game.
A multiplayer first-person shooter starring famous historical figures.

I would love to see A big, grinning Teddy Roosevelt mow down Ghandi with a chain gun. Or Abraham Lincoln, Shaka Zulu, and Hitler walking in a single file line trying to find Napoleon with the flag in an exciting game of flag tag.

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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 04:24 PM       
They should each have a special skill, like Teddy Roosevelt would speak softly and carry a big stick, or something. Ghandi would have +2 nonviolent resistance.

I once had an idea for a fighting game featuring breakfast cereal mascots. It would be called "Cereal Killers" and would be a bitch to license.
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 04:29 PM       
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 04:39 PM       
I've always wanted to see a fighting game between the gods of major religions. God vs. Allah, for instance. Who will win?

Your idea is good too, but they'd have to have a broad arsenal of weapons.

Abe Lincoln: "IIIIIIIT'S SHOWTIME!"
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 06:07 PM       
I like it.
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Old Apr 14th, 2003, 10:52 PM       
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I've always wanted to see a fighting game between the gods of major religions. God vs. Allah, for instance. Who will win?

Your idea is good too, but they'd have to have a broad arsenal of weapons.

Abe Lincoln: "IIIIIIIT'S SHOWTIME!"
I had to do a report on the Islam religion. Allah is arabic for God, just to let you know.
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 12:36 AM       
God vs. Allah wouldn't make much sense. It would have to be things like Jesus vs. Buddha or something.

I forgot to mention one thing. You know how in most first person shooters like Goldeneye and Time Splitters 2 there is a cheat code for big head mode? Well, in my idea for a game, big head mode would be regular mode. Because a huge-headed Teddy Roosevelt is the best Teddy Roosevelt.

And there would be a wide assortment of weapons! Imagine turning a corner and seeing Genghis Kahn's huge head extremely close-up for a second before he fires his rocket launcher at you at point blank range! Or imagine covering Henry VIII's entire body with remote mines, just to see how many you can get on him before you detonate him when he walks into an unsuspecting Leonardo DiVinchi. Using a Henry bomb to kill your other enemies!
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 12:45 AM       
You should start your own game company or at least make a Flash game about it. Time Splitters 2 was too easy.
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 01:08 AM       
Here is one with the current president and his staff.

http://www.planetquake.com/politicalarena/

one with historical figures would eb badass though.

I mean Harry Truman could battle Jesus!
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 06:04 AM       
I know Allah means God, that's not the point. Religions would be duking it out to see who comes out on top. Cause that would piss people off.

Though I also want to see a Kung Fu movie-style action game starring Jesus, with a wide variety of moves and weapons, where he has to destroy wave after wave of enemies.
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 08:14 AM       
I'dlike to see a South Parkesque game where you have to help Starvin' Marvin get his family into outer space to resque them from the evil missionaries. It could be something like Star Wars: Rogue leader or something like that.

a game where you can fight with both your hands and weapons against historical figures would be fun too.
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Old Apr 15th, 2003, 10:34 PM       
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I know Allah means God, that's not the point. Religions would be duking it out to see who comes out on top.
If they actually came out with a game like that, I'd reserve it at least a year in advanced. You know some Flash right? Why don't you make a game or something with Rog.
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Old Apr 19th, 2003, 09:33 AM       
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hmmm....Rom Hack Opportunities, people?
Kung Fu-Jesus edition! yay!
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