MOST HORRIBLE REPUBLICAN AWARD: ANNE COULTER

[Buffalo Tom]

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

1) Responding to the claims of an ignorant moose-fucker doesn't make me care about your opinion. It allows me to have a form of entertainment. Just keep dancing, jester.

You care enough to reply to my posts, taking time out from whatever job that lets you earn the money to buy the bucket of fried chicken you stuff your face with while you're giving yourself a serious woody in your parents' basement fantasizing about being the comic book tough guy you can't be in real life.

I'm your jester? You have it wrong, my obese baboon. I have merely to call you a TUBBY, LYING, MORONIC CHICKENSHIT and you come a runnin' with your tired insults that run the narrow spectrum of slanders from 'You're gay' to 'You're a retard'. I have only to pull that string and you flail madly, like the spineless marionette you are. Please, continue to amuse me, puppet. I do so enjoy your Punch & Judy schitck.

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

2) I could care less if my words hold any validity with you. It doesn't keep me up at night.

I can guess what does keep you up at night. Speculating what fatty fold of flesh you dropped your bedtime Twinkie in.

[Brandon]

I love how Vince says in practically every post that he could care less what we think of him, and yet he keeps coming back to violently refute every insult.

[VinceZeb]

Originally Posted by Buffalo Tom

Yet you care enough to take time out from whatever job that lets you earn the money to buy the bucket of fried chicken you stuff your face with while you're giving yourself a serious woody in your parents' basement fantasizing about being the comic book tough guy you can't be in real life and reply to my posts.

I'm your jester? You have it wrong, my obese baboon. I have merely to call you a TUBBY, LYING, MORONIC CHICKENSHIT and you come a runnin' with your tired insults that run the narrow spectrum of slanders from 'You're gay' to 'You're a retard'. I have only to pull that string and you flail madly, like the spineless marionette you are. Please, continue to amuse me, puppet. I do so enjoy your Punch & Judy schitck.

I can guess what does keep you up at night. Speculating what fatty fold of flesh you dropped your bedtime Twinkie in.

So this should sum up this whole conversation:

You insult me with no basis in reality. You make claims that I use the same tired, old insults. Yet you do the same thing I supposedly do. Huh, weird.

BTW, I don't post at work. I, *GASP*, WORK at work! What a nifty concept.

[teh_mastar!]

Buffalo, I guess your pots and kettles call each other black.

???

LSD and kitchenware do not mix well.

[Perndog]

I still think it's funny that Vince is proud of being a working stiff more than anything else in the world. Because people who do the menial jobs that support the social pyramid are really the most respectable and honorable folk of all. Or something like that. Right.

[mburbank]

So, wait, now, Lisette, you're confusing me. You don't have to bother to write well unless you care. And your site is down because you didn't like the design. Okay. But while it was up, your writting sucked bag. Does this mean that you didn't care about the old version of your site enough to write well for it? Was that because the design was bad? If the design had been good, would you have cared about it? Have you ever written anything that didn't stink like a sulphur fume? Check under your submarine letter, maybe you have an old paper from when you were studying to be a Priest, you could post some of it. Oh, wait, you don't have to prove anything, I forgot.

But, see, I'm still confused, 'cause you've proved over and over that you're a pig with head trauma in semi human form, you can't put an argument together as well as an angry three year old kid with ADD who's been secretly spitting out his riddlin on the ride to school and you can't back anything up at all. Maybe your beeper is broken, chunky. Maybe if you get your beeper fixed you'll be able to back something up.

Now, don't get all hot under the collar there, Aqualad. None of us wants you to hive up and feint out with some unrecallable medical condition that armies care about but doctors don't want you to worry about and nurses can't tell you the name of. I'm sure your site will be grand once it's up again, and then we'll see some mighty fine writting. Either that or we'll see:

"If you came here to see my webpage, sorry. I am taking it down for a bit so I can remodel some things and also work on some new content.

See you in a month! (Hopefully..)"

Month after month after month until one day we see that your page no longer exists.


"Oh, Oh! Like a care, Jew! Like I have to prove anything on a Jew! I don't have to do a page but if I did it and I cared it would be gooder than your Jewish Jewing becuase I'm THMART and WELL THPOKEN and i have a high intelligent IQ quotient to boot!!"
-Vinth "It's so funny you think I care because I don't care, HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES MUST I TELL YOU HOW MUCH I DON'T CARE!" Clambake.

[Perndog]

Where did "Clambake" come from anyway?

[AChimp]

Don't you guys see? The reason why Vinth doesn't post from work is because the only computer he has access to there is attached to a cash register.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

"you want freedom fries with that?"

[mburbank]

Hee hee. That's particularly funny as Vinth had no scruples aboust posting from work at his last 'real world' job.

Clambake comes from him being more fun than a Clambake.

[Emu]

You ever tried to bake a clam? It's not pretty.

[VinceZeb]

Max, you dumbfuck, I have never visited this site at work. I have things to do at work, such as ACTUALLY WORKING! I figured perdong would like that, since he loves the commie movement. Works of the world unite and such.

[Big Papa Goat]

Perndong

[Rez]

you actually work while at work?

tool

[Buffalo Tom]

Originally Posted by VinceZeb

I have things to do at work, such as ACTUALLY WORKING!

Dressing up as Dr. Doom and pretending to receive supplicants while sending out Doom Bots to attack the Fantastic Four is not a real job.

[teh_mastar!]

Since this issue is so worthy of debate, we may as well see your work schedule. I mean, if you feel so compelled to defend yourself...

[Bizarro Vince]

Hey, sorry I'm late guys. Did I miss the party?

Anyhoo, Vince. I think you need councilling. Why the hell do you think you are superior to Max? Let me see how many beliefs this country, Which you love so much, you break in all the possibilities i can come up with. C'mon, guys! I'ts time to play "Why is Vince a hatemongerer"!

because he disagrees with you- freedom of speech, buddy. basic right.

because he's Jewish - Ohhh, now THAT'S a double-header. That goes against freedom of religion AND that silly little thing that says that "all men are created equal". Isn't that just a hoot? You are two for two, dumbass!

because he doesn't have a "real job" - comedy is a hard profession, you ignorant little piece of twat scum. Oh, and another thing. If it makes him happy, then it goes with the "right to pursue happiness".

Well, then, Vince. I guess it seems that YOU, along with Ann Coulter and any other fucking asswipes you want to quote from can move to Iraq, because you seem to hate people for the same reasons they do. Religion, political outlook, and financial situation.

If there are any other things I may have missed, than I invite anyone to add to this list. But please, remember. Speak in intelligent sentences.


EDIT: I forgot "ignorance" in my list of reasons he hates people. Sorry 'bout that.

[Drew Katsikas]

Hi, artificial brandon!

[mburbank]

"Works of the world unite."
-Vinth.

This is why you are my favorite. You are so completely dumb. Works of the world. Mah, mah, I SWANN, you is jus' so stoo-pid.

If you never posted from any of your jobs, you sure didn't used to work hardly at all. So I guess you posted from school, where you're supposed to, you know, LEARN. Oh, what didn't post from there either? I guess you didn't go to school much either.

For the record, my full time job is in the Exhibits department at the Museum of Science. Vinth hates museums and doesn't believe in science. I freelance as a comedian and writer and get paid for both. I'm also a father, husband and homeowner, and in my leftover time I cultivate Vinthies sweet little miniature bonsai brain.

[Bizarro Vince]

Originally Posted by Drew Katsikas

Hi, artificial brandon!

Nope, keep guessing. Oh, and Max, I really hope you are kidding about Vince not believing in science. Because if you aren't, then Vince is more brainwashed than I imagined. It's gonna take more than just one character to really give people the feeling of just how ignorant that man (term used loosely, by the way) really is.

[Pee Wee Herman]

Vince, is it true that you don't believe in science?

If you don't then how the hell does that box you're looking at right now work? Magic? God? Elves? Fairies? Leperchauns? Little singing frogs with hats? Christian Science?

[Drew Katsikas]

Originally Posted by Bizarro Vince

Nope, keep guessing.

Of course, if I was right you wouldn't say so. I'm positive it's you, buddy.

[AChimp]

Who cares?

[Brandon]

Ask a mod--it's not me. I haven't made a character yet.

And seriously, Drew, I appreciate how much you want to fuck me, but you need to find somebody new to stalk on these boards.

EDIT: Need more proof? I'd never misspell "counseling."

[Drew Katsikas]

Damn, I've been caught red-handed! Brandon, how can you blame me, though? I lust after you every night!