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Old Aug 19th, 2011, 06:22 PM       

Nah, I'll live to be 100.
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Old Aug 19th, 2011, 06:32 PM       
I think all cigarette packs should come with pictures of dudes getting hella laid and riding motorcycles and being cowboys and scoring the game winning touchdown.
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Old Aug 19th, 2011, 06:34 PM       
good thing I only eat raw almonds and grapefruit
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Old Aug 19th, 2011, 09:05 PM       
ALL CIGARETTES SHOULD BE CALLED POLES. THAT WAY IF SOMEONE TRIES ASKING YOU FOR A SPARE CIGARETTE YOU GOTTA BE LIKE "only if you smoke poles."


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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 09:05 AM       
I don't care what picture they put on it, just quit taxing it so much that I can't afford to smoke.
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 10:08 AM       
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If you eat a lot of unhealthy food, that's guaranteed to kill you as well.

If you jerk off a lot, that's guaranteed to kill you as well.
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 10:25 AM       
Hey Womti, did you pick cigarette butts out of the gutter and re-roll them?
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 11:52 AM       
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Hey Womti, did you pick cigarette butts out of the gutter and re-roll them?
No, he went to gas stations with his brother when he was younger and smoked the cigarette butts that customers at gas stations left in the ash trays near the doors. He called them re-frieds.
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 11:55 AM       
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you should jerk off in a fire then
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 01:08 PM       
you should eat a dick in a fire then
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 02:50 PM       
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I don't care what picture they put on it, just quit taxing it so much that I can't afford to smoke.
Stockpiled cigarettes when we went to L.A. because they were half the price there.
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 03:11 PM       
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You should be a dick in a fire, after all you are already one everywhere else
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 04:27 PM       
I don't smoke but collecting all of these sounds pretty cool!
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 08:48 PM       
I'm actually tickled that now it's almost more economical to be a cigar freak than a cigarette smoker, the world's so hilariously stupid
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 09:05 PM       
cigarretts rule and are awsome
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 09:44 PM       
Cigars, fuck yes.
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 09:55 PM       
For cigars I always smoked Rum Runners as my favorite flavored cigar. My favorite non-flavored is the CAO eXtreme. I hate the name, but they're giant and the quality/tobacco is awesome.
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Old Aug 20th, 2011, 10:21 PM       
H8 Flavored ones. Always drove me nuts. I love Bacarats and H. Upman, but I usually just go with Punch and Arturo Fuente

also @ Finks, since when the fuck did they decide that they were anything but the cheap distributors

fuck their new hoity-toity bullshit and prices now
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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 06:28 AM       
I think it's great. It hooked some photographer up to royalty checks. Cheers.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 04:46 PM       
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If you eat a lot of unhealthy food, that's guaranteed to kill you as well.
I hear if you live for a long enough time, that will kill you too.
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