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Dr. V · #1

You ever have one of those litte thing that just ,akes you want to scream?
Like whenever you drop and ice cube, it always goes under the fridge, like theres a friggen ice maginet, and you have to sift through the dirt and the forgotten frosted flakes to get it so it wont melt. And it's always warm down there. Or when you pick out a greeting card and you don't like it and try like hell to find where you got it from. And end up sticking it behind the envelopes of another. Or when you're at work and some dumbshit is standing right next to the price scanner and asks you "How much is this?".

You know, that kind of crap.

Strapping Young Lad · #2

I assume you work at Wal-Mart. I feel your pain.

Dr. V · #3

Toys R Us

Strapping Young Lad · #4

Close enough.

Boy, the stories I could tell about Wal-Mart!...

Dr. V · #5

Oh God I can guess.

Mad Melvin · #6

When you accidently drop a sandwich, it ALWAYS falls butterside down.

GADZOOKS · #7

When your friend dies and you will never ever see or hear from them again, and you don't really know where they are now, but probably in enternal unconscious...darkness :/

Strapping Young Lad · #8

Silly goose. He's probably already reincarnated.

FartinMowler · #9

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When you accidently drop a sandwich, it ALWAYS falls butterside down.

A sandwich?

A piece of toast would probably fall on the butter side because it's heavier.

Mad Melvin · #10

Yeah, I meant toast. Sorry. :/

Terren · #11

Dumb Adverts!!!

Matt Harty · #12

silly goose

MetalMilitia · #13

When you make a sandwitch and a cup of tea then you go upstairs and realise you have forgotten to pick up your cup of tea.

Dynamic Dustin M. · #14

Whenever you go through the drive-thru and they put the fries in the bag top down so they spill out everwhere.

If you have a medium size dog and they decide to jump into your lap, when they accidently smash your nuts.

And I agree whole-heartedly with the tea comment. You make a huge sandwich, you pour a drink, and then you forget the damn drink and you realize it just as you get comfortable.

Emu · #15

When you're trying to chop celery and a chunk flies off and hits you in the eye and you fall backward and knock over a pot of hot water onto your arm and run to the sink and hit the open refridgerator door and then fall down. That sucks.

McMock · #16

When the cat jumps up on the table and you take it and put it down again, and it jumps back on, and you take it back off, and it jumps back up, that's annoying.

Strapping Young Lad · #17

When you play basketball with a few asshole jocks who take the game waaaaay too friggin' seriously.

Dr. Fu · #18

When you can never get the right flop on poker when you go all in.

the_dudefather · #19

same thing, but with people who take a videogame too seriously

97% of all ads, there are very few ads i like, one example of a cool ad is the citren c4 (with the transformers style dancing robot)

big issue salesmen "big issue! help the homeless!" yeah help you buy crack.

EisigerBiskuit · #20

when theres paper on the floor and I end up slipping on my back.
almost every pencil I've ever used, the first time I use it the lead falls out.
the battery won't stay inside my alarm clock.
people won't stop coming going in and out of my room.

Goldensoldier · #21

When you are in line in a store and you have been waiting forever and then you get there and you drop your change and you have no nails to pick it up with and your just bent over trying to get the same dime for 5 minutes, yeah thats annoying.

Dr. V · #22

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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS

When your friend dies and you will never ever see or hear from them again, and you don't really know where they are now, but probably in enternal unconscious...darkness :/

That's not a little thing.