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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 01:25 PM        LADIES MAN: THE DEFFINITIVE VINTH
"I guess I can be a man then after I join up. You know, a man? Something your wife won't know about unless she pays me a visit."

"I never said anything about your wife's sexuality."

"Besides rape/manipulation of someone young, dicks had to go into pussies and sperm had to be ejaculated to make a kid by everyone's free will."

"I sure as hell know you haven't grasped any part of the opposite sex in quite a while, unless it was a family member."

"I am going on a date tonight. Hot lil' latino chick, as per my friend's description."

"Watched my friend get a lap dance from 4 fine women"

"Got to feel the difference between a 35DDD natural breast and a 34D implant"

"Got some underwater handjob action"

"My dick is the sex, baby. Ask your mother."

"I paid a visit to your mother and made her drink my cum from a tropical drink glass."

"go back in the kitchen beyotch and make me a steak."

"Your attitude is what happens when we give women the right to vote and think their opinions matter."
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 01:39 PM       
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"My dick is the sex, baby. Ask your mother."
I swear my little brother said something along those lines only a few days ago.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 06:19 PM        LMAO
Any other women out there wondering about the 35DDD?

It's the 35 part I'm having a problme with ma'self.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 06:27 PM       
I agree. Even a sow only has six.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 06:36 PM       


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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 06:43 PM       
You know Vibe, I found that amusing, but mostly because I only figured out the mystery of reading bra sized a couple years ago myself.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 06:50 PM        Boobs
Bra sizes suck. I'm one of those in-between sizes both in cup and in inches. Makes it a pain-in-the-tit to find any that fit.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 06:52 PM       
did he actualy say those things, or are they just impersonations...
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 06:53 PM        Boobs
That are all real Vince-isms.
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Old Jun 26th, 2003, 08:17 PM       
Damn't, when your doing a vince-ism, I can't tell what the fuck you're saying.
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Old Jun 27th, 2003, 12:35 AM       
Can somebody please explain for those of us who aren't bra literate?
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Old Jun 27th, 2003, 12:45 AM       
The number at the front is the circumference of the chest and the letter is the size of the cup (breast/boobie).

I think.
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Old Jun 27th, 2003, 12:46 AM       
Wouldn't DDD be, like, 56 inches and measured around the knees?
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Old Jun 27th, 2003, 12:49 AM       
Maybe it WAS a cow?
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Old Jun 27th, 2003, 01:47 AM        LMAO
Bras come in even #s 32 34 36 38
This is the measurement in inches of the area around the ribs underneath the breasts.

The cup size is determind by how many inches more it is around the breast area. These are the letters.
Rule of thumb is every 1.5 to 2 inches more is a cup size. Though that is a rough estimate.

I can wear a 36D, 36DD, 38C, 38D or 38DD depending on the designer.

As a side note, DDD and E are the same thing.


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Old Jul 1st, 2003, 09:02 PM       
Vince is what I define as the oozing with sexual frustration single male. I have worked with so many men that never get sex and it eventually turns into a malaise of confused stupid sexual repertoire that any normal male in a relationship knows is made up crude bravado.
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Old Jul 1st, 2003, 09:09 PM       
Really and truly, I don't think Vinth has ever even SEEN a girl, clothed OR otherwise. And that Latino girl he said he had a date with, that was probably just Miss September in "Hot Latino Action Magazine". I will now demonstrate his "date" with this woman...
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Old Jul 1st, 2003, 09:36 PM       
IG, put your mom's face in front of my dick and that pretty much the date between us.
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Old Jul 1st, 2003, 10:16 PM       
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Really and truly, I don't think Vinth has ever even SEEN a girl, clothed OR otherwise. And that Latino girl he said he had a date with, that was probably just Miss September in "Hot Latino Action Magazine". I will now demonstrate his "date" with this woman...
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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 06:48 AM       
Oh, how nice! To save Max the trouble of rounding up his quotes, Vince is now posting them directly into his threads.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 09:39 AM       
"put your mom's face in front of my dick and that pretty much the date between us."

"You know, that's the same exact thing your momma said last night after I got done pounding her pussy raw."
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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 10:06 AM       
Vinth says he dates/dated a Latino girl to serve the same purpose as the "I have friends that are black..." theory. Now he is not so much of a bigot, right?
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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 10:19 AM       
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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 10:30 AM       
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