Schlong of the OPPRESSOR

[The One and Only...]

Originally Posted by Spectre X

No no no god damnit shut up you fucking tool

You're the tool. A tool of the STATE!!

Oh wait, wait... I think I see something. Maybe you waking the fuck up.

Opps, no, no... It's just the schlong of the oppressor being stuck up your ass.

[Archduke Tips]

I wish my hatred for you could travel through the internet and burn a hole into your skull.

[nothing4buddha]

if only

[eggyolk]

[Spectre X]

Originally Posted by The One and Only...

You're the tool. A tool of the STATE!!

Oh wait, wait... I think I see something. Maybe you waking the fuck up.

Opps, no, no... It's just the schlong of the oppressor being stuck up your ass.

You are a pathetic grub.

Also anarchism is the single most idiotic political system ever concieved.

Have you ever seen Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior?

That's what happens in an anarchistic society. Yes, that's right, big gay men will rape you and steal your fuel.

[sadie]

one never realizes he's going through a phase until he's morphed into at least the third or fourth following phase. if one is into self-reflection and not hiding behind the pride filter.

[The One and Only...]

Socialist anarchists are stupid, I'll grant you that.

[mburbank]

you can ruin anything

[The One and Only...]

You can punctuate your sentence.

[Spectre X]

In an anarchistic society you would be shot by one of the roving bands of looters.

Really, that's the only thing anarchism is good for.

[sadie]

i think oao's too anal to be a for-real anarchist.

[The One and Only...]

Originally Posted by Spectre X

In an anarchistic society you would be shot by one of the roving bands of looters.

Roving bands of looters would be quickly dealt with by private defense agencies.

[mburbank]

you are such a drag

[Dole]

queen in waiting

[Spectre X]

Originally Posted by The One and Only...

Roving bands of looters would be quickly dealt with by private defense agencies.

Who would demand half of everything you own.

Per member.

At the very least.

And if you'd tell them that you didn't need protection, well...

Have you ever heard of the mafia at all? Protection money, maybe?

[ziggytrix]

this thread is not for slamming your head against the wall of itellectualized stupidity that is OaO's concept of functional society.

please desist immediately.

[mburbank]

Oh, he'd be all set in an anarchic situation what with his buff guns and his fencing skills, and a clove cheroot dangling out of his mouth. He's going to be a huge post apocolyptic calendar boy.

Either that or killed, mutliated, raped and eaten in that order in the first five minutes of anarchy. It's really a toss up.

[sadie]

today, the second day of classes, one of my tenth-grade english students walked into class and sat down at his desk -- one period too early. when i informed him of his error, he had to check out his schedule to see what he had sixth period.

[The One and Only...]

Originally Posted by Spectre X

Who would demand half of everything you own.

Per member.

At the very least.

And if you'd tell them that you didn't need protection, well...

Have you ever heard of the mafia at all? Protection money, maybe?

Any PDA demanding half of everything its constituents own would quickly collapse in a competitive market environment. The mafia is a racket; rackets cannot succeed in a free market. In fact, a prime piece of rhetoric used by market anarchists has been to compare the mafia to the State - both are protection rackets that extort property for the "services" they provide.

Don't you realize that the defining aspect of a State is a territorial monopoly on the use of force maintained through coercion?

[Sethomas]

Don't you realize how stupid and idealistic your ideas are?

[sadie]

blah, blah, blee. take it to philosophy.

[sadie]

lol. i'm so off-topic and shit.

[The One and Only...]

There's no way you guys are joining a syndicate with me. At least not with full dental coverage.

[Big Papa Goat]

Do you realize that a situation where there is no monopoly on the use of force is called war?

[The One and Only...]

War, between competing firms who only receive funding voluntarily, isn't a profitable engagement. It results in the destruction of large numbers of assets, alienating customers due to fear of inadequate protection and moral implications. After all, what have the consumers to gain from conflict? Even in conflicts between individuals force is undesirable by the firm. Instead, disputes between firms' constituents could be carried out through private courts as a means of avoiding violence.