Speaking of Star Wars, I watched the remastered Return of the Jedi
for the first time last night. I was into Star Wars hardcore as a kid (had all the limited edition action figures, eschewed dolls entirely in favor of making an Ewok village in the rhododendron bush in the front yard) and more or less had the original trilogy memorized.
That being said, I kept finding myself thinking/saying "What is
this shit?" over and over.
For what it's worth, the sarlacc
was a lot scarier without the ridiculous tentacles and octopus-beak in the middle.