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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 05:56 PM        How will the U.S. respond to THIS!!??
http://www.upi.com/view.cfm?StoryID=...4-013830-6864r

Yellow crazy ants invade Australia
By Stephen Sheldon

UPI Science News
From the Science & Technology Desk
Published 3/4/2003 9:52 AM

SYDNEY, Australia, March 4 (UPI) -- Northern Australia has been invaded by one of the world's most destructive ant species, the yellow crazy ant, which scientists said has the potential to destroy wildlife and agriculture across the top half of the continent.

"This is an invasive alien species which has catastrophic effects wherever it goes," Dennis O'Dowd, an ecologist and crazy ant specialist at Melbourne's Monash University, told United Press International. "It is recognized by the Global Invasive Species Database as one of the world's 100 worst invaders, and is a major threat to biodiversity."

Ben Hoffmann, an ant specialist with the Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organization, is leading the fight to eradicate the ant from northern Australia's Arnhem land. He told UPI that researchers have found 63 nests on the eastern tip of the Gove Peninsula, near a former U.S. military base from World War II. He said the proximity of the nests to the former base has led to conjecture that crazy ants entered Australia long ago via American troop ships from Indonesia.

One of the crazy ant's nightmarish characteristics, Hoffmann said, is because the queens do not fly, the colony buds outwards, forming a multi-queened "super-colony," in which ants move at extremely high densities over an ever-expanding area.

In Arnhem Land, he said he has found colonies more than half a mile long. "It's just mind-boggling to see it," he said.

A spokesman for the National Aboriginal Land Council told UPI the ant has been found around Aboriginal settlements and along creeks in the "Top End," where local Aborigines live traditional lifestyles in sparsely populated communities. He said the Aboriginal groups are worried.

This concern was summed up by Balupalu Yunupingu, a senior ranger in Arnhem Land, who told local media: "This little yellow crazy ant will destroy our culture, our land, our life."

Yellow crazy ants also have been intercepted along Australia's northeast coast, between Brisbane and Cairns and as far west as Perth.

The crazy ant (Anoplolepis gracilipes) also is known, depending on its location, as the ashinaga-ki-ari, the gramang ant, long-legged ant and Maldive ant.

Only 3-to-4 millimeters long -- less than 1-5th of an inch -- it moves in a frenetic manner, skittering around rapidly when disturbed -- hence its name.

"When their nest is disturbed, almost instantaneously they go ballistic," said O'Dowd.

O'Dowd said the ant preys on a variety of animals, from insects to large land crabs, birds, mammals, and reptiles which it attacks en masse, blinding them with a spray of formic acid.

Like many other ants, it also eats the honeydew excreted by sap-sucking aphids and scale insects, which it "farms" on stems and leaves.

The crazy ant is thought to have originated in India or western Africa. A successful hitch-hiker, it has been introduced across the subtropics and tropics, where it has arrived in cargo, ships and land transports.

O'Dowd has been studying crazy ants on Christmas Island since 1985, where they have eliminated an estimated 20 million of the island's famous red land crabs.

He said the ants are a major environmental threat because they totally displace native animals from infested areas and disrupt ecological processes.

"They also seriously affect agriculture as they cause outbreaks of sap-sucking insects which harm plants," he said. They have been responsible for destroying banana and cocoa plantations in many countries, including New Guinea and Indonesia.

The effort to eliminate crazy ants from Arnhem Land involves lacing a fish meal attractant with the intoxicant, Fipronil. The concentration of Fipronil is low, so foraging ants live long enough to return the bait to the colony and disperse it among other workers, larvae, and queens.

On Christmas Island, this method was used on a crazy ant infestation covering nearly 5,000 acres.

"We had a 99-percent knock-down rate," said O'Dowd.

Hoffmann is confident of achieving similar results. "All we need to do is load up the poison on a helicopter, and go," he said.

O'Dowd remains cautious, however. "This problem will need ongoing surveillance," he said.



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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 05:58 PM        Re: How will the U.S. respond to THIS!!??
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Ben Hoffmann, an ant specialist with the Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organization, is leading the fight to eradicate the ant from northern Australia's Arnhem land. He told UPI that researchers have found 63 nests on the eastern tip of the Gove Peninsula, near a former U.S. military base from World War II. He said the proximity of the nests to the former base has led to conjecture that crazy ants entered Australia long ago via American troop ships from Indonesia.
I KNEW it! MORE American imperialism!!!
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 06:01 PM       
It's not just a yellow ant, it's a yellow CRAZY ant!

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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 06:02 PM       
IF WE ATTACK IRAQ NOW, WE CAN STOP THESE ANTS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 06:03 PM       
We will lead a coalition of the willing gainst these ants, who along with Tequila Worms nd the l'il grub that makes the 'Mexican Jumping Bean' jump, are part of the Axis of Crazy.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 06:05 PM       
Make that FOUR wars now, Iraq, North Korea, Colombia, and the giant yellow crazy ants from outer space!
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 06:08 PM       
The greatest Moral tragedy would be if somehow that Yellow Ants were to give their potent Crazyness to Terrorists and we did nothing to prevent it.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 06:08 PM       
Yellow... crazy... how long before the CIA links these ants to North Korea?
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 06:12 PM       
I for one have had enough of these ants and their Hitlerism.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 06:14 PM       
Bah. I bet "yellow ant" is just a euphemism for Asians.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 06:28 PM        Yeah yeah....
Yeah yuck it up jokesters. It's all fun and games until the yellow crazy ants invade us! You think 9/11 was bad? Come one, those ants are CRAZY! You can't reason with them. Do you think they'll settle for just Australlia? Of course not.
They're hell bent on world conquest and we must pre-empt them.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 06:30 PM       
Can't we just send in a faction of black ants first to inspect them for violations? :/
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 06:31 PM       
Looks like we might need to bomb Australia for harboring these crazy ants. Oh well, the security of the American people MUST come first!
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 06:34 PM       
For far too long have we allowed the Australians to harbor these weapons of mass destruction!
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 06:34 PM       
This is why we ned to deploy our Giant Magnifying Glass technology as soon as possible, wether it's been tested or not.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 06:39 PM       
Observe the brash war preparations going on under the knowing watchful eye of the Autrailian government. It's like they're slapping us in the face Are we supposed to put up with this?!

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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 06:40 PM       
They look......CRAZY.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 06:44 PM       
Actually, they look quite sane to me. I bet all this talk about them being CRAZY is just fascist propaganda from the government, created to convince the public that these ants MUST BE STOPPED.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 06:46 PM       
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They look......CRAZY.
Yeah ... crazy with power ... we must stop them NOW at all costs!
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 06:47 PM       
Whatever. Look into that Queen's trick eye and tell me you don't see utter madness.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 06:50 PM       
Don't be naive. They WANT us to think they're crazy. It strengthens their position. We have to let them know we do not negotiate with Ants.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 06:55 PM       
I for one would like a psychological inspection team sent to Australia to determine whether or not these ants are CRAZY. Plus I'm sending butterflies over there to protect important structures of the ants.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 07:22 PM       
Oh, the humanity!!

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It is estimated that since 1995, crazy ants have killed 10-20 million red crabs, which is 20-25% of the entire population. This has been a catastrophic loss, and the deletion of red crabs from large tracts of forest on the island is immediately obvious.
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 07:24 PM        Mandate
We cannot in good conscience allow this obvious case of crab genocide continue! If the world will not stand by us, then we will act unilaterally. We must protect the crabs and allow them the right of self determination!
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Old Mar 4th, 2003, 07:30 PM       
I've EVEN heard talk about a consortium which includes the yellow ants and those mosquitoes that carry the west nile virus. Are we going to sit on our hands and wait for that to happen too?!
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