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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 07:38 PM       
There is too a secret handshake.

And a secret knock to get into our secret door. Secret codes to our secrets missions (missions of secrecy). There's also a secret language that only members of the secret 2000 club know about.

Except Rongi. We don't even let him into the clubhouse sometimes.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 07:41 PM       
The secret handshake involves sticking your tongue out as far as you can and inserting it into the svelte asshole of a 14-year-old Phillipino boy. Then, you spin really fast while keeping your tongue in his asshole. You keep doing this until a frothy, biege-colored foam composed of saliva, lube, and shit starts to pour out of his ass and off of you tongue. Then you scoop up all this foam into a baby's bottle and force feed it to the Phillipino boy.

But keep it a secret, it's for member's only, k?
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 07:43 PM       
hey i like rongi :<

he's my goon :<
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 08:08 PM       
GET IT BECAUSE THIS IS GAY LIKE A FREE BUS PASS FROM THE COUNTY FAIR

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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 10:16 PM       
no only chojin is one :/
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 10:28 PM       
It smells like gay sex and homophobia in this thread.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 11:04 PM       
it's the new glade plug-in
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 11:23 PM       
Whatever it is it's giving me a boner.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 11:26 PM       
Ahem, Retro Kat, you have 1111 posts until you are allowed to receive boners in this establishment.
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 01:59 AM       
In our city we have a club 200 that is alot like this 2000 club
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 02:34 AM       
IN MY STATE WE HAVE THE NCA WHICH IS NON CARERS ANOYNOMOUS AND I'M A MEMBER BECUASE OF YOU
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 12:06 PM       
Is this like the club I have in my car? 'Cause I don't know how many of you have tried this, but apparently you can put a hand puppet right on the club itself and sort of recline your seat until you've got a good angle and then you're off to the races.
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 12:23 PM       
I'd like to buy a vowel please.
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 03:58 PM       
I don't want to reply to Max because I don't want to be dwarfed in hilarity, but I am also worried that he's getting lonesome :<
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 04:18 PM       
that's not new behavior at all chojin. maybe you should be worried that's he's been lonesome? :nitpick
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 04:30 PM       
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 04:33 PM       
I thought it was rather straightforward.
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 04:35 PM       
i'm still drunk :<
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 04:38 PM       
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 04:43 PM       
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 04:46 PM       
Everything is blue in this world
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 04:52 PM       
wha!

if you haven't heard piano obsession yet, mister trix, head for the music forum :<
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 04:55 PM       
Fuck you Esuohlim, you don't even know the secret bird call

The only reason I have so many posts is because...uh...

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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 05:43 PM       
Is this like the club they use to crush the skull of Baby Harp Seals? Cause I'll tell you what, lonely or no, the stains didn't come out of THAT hand puppet at ALL. Not too mention the frostbite. I gotta say it wasn't worth it.
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 07:00 PM       
Chojin - Luna C is my favoritest!!! That's one I don't have on wax yet, cuz I've been nearly broke for the last 6 months. Boo

And screw you for giving me the itch to buy new tunes.
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