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Old Oct 29th, 2005, 12:20 PM        halloween woes
I got way drunk and passed out at the halloween party i went to this weekend. All i really remember was dancing with some girl dressed up as a savage. When i woke up everyone had piled into one car and went to a different party and the girl i like was sitting across from me getting fingered up by some guy who i had never met.

Im still hungover. i want to go to a strip club and get a private dance.
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Old Oct 29th, 2005, 01:02 PM       
Because seeing one sagging tit next to a flat scar gets your hopes up?
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Old Oct 29th, 2005, 03:30 PM       
there is a really high class strip club i go to around here. I have never seen a scar on any of the girls there.

I always go in there feeling like shit, and walk out feeling like the king of the world...

till i get home
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Old Oct 29th, 2005, 07:05 PM       
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Old Oct 30th, 2005, 06:44 PM       
Hey, something like that happened to me, but instead of dancing, I was wobbling, and instead of a girl who I know, some other girl just stroked my hair as I puked up in her wastebasket.

Saddly, I do remember saying something along the lines of "This is how I met my boyfriend Ben, he did the same thing for me"

those shots of 151 will fuck ya up.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 04:13 PM       
On the plus side, she might of had a disease you thankfully didn't get.
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 04:29 PM       
Good point!
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Old Nov 3rd, 2005, 06:03 PM       
ur so disgusting!!!!
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