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Mockery · #1

ONE (1) DAY LEFT TO ENTER THE POSTAL 2 CONTEST!!!

I'm happy to announce the start of the official Postal 2 contest here on I-Mockery.com! This is easily our biggest contest yet with some really kickass prizes including: Two copies of Postal 2 autographed by the entire development team, a metal traffic sign with the Running With Scissors logo on it, and a bunch o' Postal 2 t-shirts! Check out my write-up on Postal 2 along with all of the contest details...

THE OFFICIAL POSTAL 2 CONTEST NOW UP ON I-MOCKERY!:
http://www.I-Mockery.com/Contests/Postal2

Looking forward to seeing all of your entries!

-RoG-

liquidstatik · #2

Im in

But is there a "vulgar limit" on the weapon?

Anonymous · #3

UH OH!

What, you gonna make a PENIS GUN or something?

Tho come to think of it, that'd be HILARIOUS!

Now I hope it's ok!

noob3 · #4

The worst part, Liquidstalk is being 100% serious in the last part of his signature.

Mockery · #5

As usual, there will be no nudity on the site. Blood and gore is fine, but there's never nude shit on I-Mockery. For one thing, I've always had a "get my hits without tits" rule on the site... call it integrity or call it insanity, I live by it. And the other thing advertisers are often scared away when it comes to that stuff, and I need all the advertisers I can get.

If you guys have any more questions about the contest feel free to post them here.

And no, you do NOT have to make a Flash movie to win. Chojin already asked me about that and I want you to know that it's not something you have to do. A really cool drawing / set of drawings stands just as much of a chance as a flash movie does.

-RoG-

The Unseen · #6

I will make Gopher-chucks

Cap'n Crunch · #7

I'm drawing mine right now. I'm not sure if I should scan in a couple of pictures to make a Flash movie. I am considering it though.

Spectre X · #8

I just sent one of mine :evilbastard

noob3 · #9

I made a popsicle weapon

Zero Signal · #10

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery

And no, you do NOT have to make a Flash movie to win. Chojin already asked me about that and I want you to know that it's not something you have to do.

He doesn't follow directions very well.

Psycho Squid · #11

I wonder how many people are going to be making pickle guns?

liquidstatik · #12

James · #13

Are there any decent pictures of what the Postal guy looks like?

Anonymous · #14

There aren't any pictures of the Postal Dude. Anywhere.

James · #15

From what I've seen, you're close to right. I just don't see any large pictures. Just the teeny ones.

But maybe someone with a decent video card can take a screenshot of the guy's reflection from the demo? After all, how are we supposed to enter the contest if we don't know what he looks like?

!!!! · #16

I'M SMARTER THAN ALL YOU YOU GUYS

Mockery · #17

That's what the "Postal Dude" looks like.

James · #18

Err, yeah... I saw that on their site.

Guess there's nothing bigger. I'll try to work with that.

Cap'n Crunch · #19

I was thinking about a pickle gun, but I noticed someone was thinking about it.

I wish there was a bigger picture.

James · #20

I don't wanna have to download this frickin demo again. BUt I guess I'm gonna have to if I wanna see what ol' Bighead looks like in detail.

Cap'n Crunch · #21

Why don't you just make it bigger in Photoshop or something? BTW, your avatar picture isn't showing up, it's those x things.

Spectre X · #22

just start up the demo, and then exit it. there's a perfect close up of him with Gary Coleman's head on the ending screen.

Mockery · #23

Messy medium length hair, a short beard, dark shades, and a black trenchcoat. That's basically all there is to the "Postal Dude". It doesn't have to be an exact replica of him by any means, the weapon you create and seeing it used on the victim is what you're being judged on really.

If someone wants to take a screenshot of him from the game and post it in here, that'd be great.