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Ronnie Raygun · #51

"Listen, Frances, I didn't even fucking know it happened until you posted the article." - Spad

O.K. then...I'm your source for current events.

If you were ignorant of the fact Kerry fell off his bike then you need to take your head out of the sand and pay attention to what's happening around you.

sspadowsky · #52

Says the guy who gets his news from Newsmax and Fox.

Don't break your arm patting yourself on the back, Julie. Your lack of credibility is already well-established around here. Just because I didn't happen to catch one story out of the hundreds that come up every day means nothing more than "I didn't see it," and it doesn't change the fact that Bush falling on his face was hilarious. The only thing that could have made it better is if there had been a Shiner Bock bottle imprint on his forehead.

Ronnie Raygun · #53

The article we are talking about was from USA Today.

ziggytrix · #54

I hadn't seen either bike-fall story until I visited this forum.

But I don't watch 2 hours of FOX News each evening. *shrug*

mburbank · #55

I missed the story on Kerry's bike tumble. You know how you can tell that's true? 'Cause I didn't post it. Mea Culpa. You'd do a far better job ragging about how the 'liberal nmedia' made enough of a big deal on W's fall that it caught my attention.

I think W's fall is onlt marginally funnier than Kerry's, becuase of the extensive coverage of his boo-boos, followed by te slather of make-up during his speech, something they didn't do after pretzelgate.

I do think though, that Kerry's big Goofy wave "Hey, It's allright, I meant to do that, no seriously, I'm fine" is very funny in it's own right.

I think it's funny when stuffed shirt self important big wigs get caught doing something as human as falling off a bike. It's the one moment when they are down there with the rest of us, and then they are forced to go "Hey, no, I'm fine, wasn't anything" when you know they were thinking "OH, CHRIST, OH SHIT, I'M FALLING OFF MY BIKE HERE, I'M GONNA BREAK MY FACE AND I'M THE PRESIDENT/DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE, HEY, HEY, MAKE THIS NOT BE OW! OW! ... Okay I'm still alive."

If Kerry doesn't qualify as a stuffed shirt self important big wig I don't know who does. I just happen to like him better than the other stuffed shirt self important big wig.

I'm a lot of things, Nalds, but not a flake, and nowhere near as partisan as you. I criticize my own party all the time whereas for you it's shere agony to choke out the most minor disagreements with any of your idolatric pantheon, even when they disagree with each other.

As for Drew, he can think whatever he wants to think. Some people find me funny, some don't. The list of people here I think are idiots is very short, and no one is on it because of what they think of me.

I'll tell you what, though. Thanks for doing your parrt to make this insignificant bike spill fall really long. I guess there wasn't anything worth making a post about it for after all.