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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 02:55 PM        Just a thought about Dubya
How much do you have to suck to lose in a popularity contest with Saddam Hussein?
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 03:04 PM       
or how badly does the view of the voter have to be skewed?
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 07:16 PM       
Are you honestly telling me you hang in a group of people who would prefer to live under Hussien instead of Bush?
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 10:55 PM       
Don't be a dunderhead. With his imperious bullying and arrogant grandstanding, Bush has effectively turned the world against him, to the side, which, coincidentally, is shared by the Butcher of Baghdad.
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 11:13 PM       
A) You polled all 5.7 billion people not in America?

B) You just went a round about way to say "Yes"
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 11:27 PM       
A) Don't ask such a silly question. Of course I did.

B) You itemized your response as if this was a serious debate. Who are you, George Will?
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Old Mar 18th, 2003, 11:40 PM        Mwhahaha!
didnt want to start a thread for this..

i just heard that someone publicly called Bush an asshole and was sentenced to three days in jail: one day for insulting the president and two days for giving away government secrets!

who the hell was it?
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Old Mar 19th, 2003, 12:37 AM       
you would laugh at your own completely retarded joke...
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Old Mar 19th, 2003, 09:04 AM       
Okay, here's a joke I heard an Iraqi tell on the radio.

POWELL: We know Saddam has weapons of mass destruction.
ANAN: What is your proof?
POWELL: We saved the reciepts.
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Old Mar 19th, 2003, 10:22 AM       


Maxie, remember when I told you you should check out comedian Bill Hicks? That was his joke. And it was over ten years ago.

I like when history repeats itself verbatim, and we're still too fucking stupid to learn from it.
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Old Mar 19th, 2003, 01:35 PM       
No, you don't.
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 09:49 PM       
Wow, what a observant statement. And since the majority of the world wanted to let Hitler capture "just one little country", I guess they were right as well. 6 million dead Jews, 3 million dead Polish Catholics, the millions of dead handicapped and minority men/women/children I guess were just a "Gee Whiz!" moment. Dumbass.


Wow, Bill Hicks. I wish I could ride the coattails of George Carlin like that tub of unoriginal, unfunny shit did.
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 09:55 PM       
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Old Mar 21st, 2003, 11:59 PM       
I do think Hicks had some good one-liners, but he was Carlin Jr. What pissed me off was when Hicks would accuse Dennis Leary of ripping him off.
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