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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 08:37 PM       
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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 09:19 PM       
I'm sure this has nothing to do with anything ever said in the forums within, maybe the last 10 minutes, but does anyone remember when the US first went to Iraq (under Dubya Bush, not HW) and the French protested and so instead of calling French Fries(which they're not), we proudly called them Freedom Fries? Which led to a joke I made around then, whenevr I'd cuss like "I NEED A MEDIUM RARE STEAK ON THIS PLATE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!! PARDON MY FREEDOM!!!"

Anyway, the whole French= Freedom gag. Though we used that to mock the French at the time, it just seems like another joke on the Americans since the French aided us in the Revolutionary War. Plus they gave us the Statue of Liberty and those little doohickeys that go the end of a wang, which is supposed to help please a woman, but the only ones i've seen have tips made of hard plastic, and there is no way i'm putting that on me, let alone wear it for a girl because, if I DO, there is NO WAY i'm getting the sex again on the 3rd date.

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Old Jan 22nd, 2008, 09:23 PM       
Yeah. I talked about "freedom ticklers" a lot back in 03, and I knew some people that drove from Chicago to a "Freedom Fry" joint in New Jersey more or less just to order some in French. (They financed this venture by selling shirts that said "The University of Chicago was my first choice" at Princeton.)
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 12:04 AM       
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wow I thought everyone was joking about this, but he really is dead!
Holy shit, why didn't I put him in my death pool
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 02:34 AM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 04:17 AM       
q: for pub lover

what is it like having christmas and newyears in the summer is it nice
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 11:02 AM       
I think I'll work on controlling my anger today. Maybe I can keep it in a box for later use.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 11:35 AM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 11:40 AM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 12:54 PM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 12:56 PM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 12:57 PM       
guys i'm afraid kingoreurope is the new zbf

i want to ignore him, but i also can't wait to see the trainwreck
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 01:09 PM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 01:25 PM       
I'm gonna go ahead and dump these posts in pub's thread.

If you're not going to post any info at all, don't bother posting in the "let's all get to know one another" thread.
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 01:34 PM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 02:33 PM       
my area got todays worst weather in america tag from msnbc. yay!
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 03:04 PM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 04:06 PM       
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what is it like having christmas and newyears in the summer is it nice
It is very nice, however winter is like it's Narnia. Always winter & never fun.

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I just want everyone to know that Sam is my favorite out of all of you.
Nice try, I spell it favourite. And you totally are. ;D
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 04:11 PM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 04:12 PM       
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how did you find out about this site?- forgot
what's your favorite thing about the site?- video game related stuff
why did you start posting- why not?
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In high school you were voted most likely to...- selfish jerk of class
Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I like cheese!
i hate you already
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Haerdly.

Also, stop quoting the whole post if you're only replying to a section.

And multi-posting is only acceptable if you have no edit button. And not really then as you should be patient enough to wait. This is not a chatroom.

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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 04:45 PM       
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Old Jan 23rd, 2008, 04:47 PM       
CIRCA BACK WHEN WE DIDN'T HAVE TO CALL THIS THE "CHATROOM THREAD" :ROLLEEKS
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