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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 03:40 PM        Ayn Rand Dating Service
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 03:50 PM       
If people even began to approach or strove for Objectivist ideals, they wouldn't feel the need for a dating site. Losers.

EDIT: Nor, for that matter, would they be interested in seeking out a community like this for any other reason.
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 04:18 PM       
Okay...

Personally, I think it would be fun if I dated a Marxist.
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 04:45 PM       
Personally, I think you dating approaches physical impossability,

since hookers, escorts and cousins don't count as dates.
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 05:06 PM       
You all say that, but have never seen a picture of me in your life.

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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 05:15 PM       
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since hookers, escorts and cousins don't count as dates.
Oh, and who made you Dr Drew? So judgemental.
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 05:49 PM       
OAO do you have a secret magical cloak that completely hides your personality?
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 06:33 PM       
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Personally, I think it would be fun if I dated a Marxist.
Aha!

I knew you were a sub, you prissy little faggot!
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 06:55 PM       
Objectivist dating? How many men here would be comfortable courting a girl who has a bigger dick than you?
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 07:05 PM       
More of her to love.
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 07:07 PM       
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I knew you were a sub, you prissy little faggot!
What exactly do you mean by "sub"?
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 07:08 PM       
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OAO do you have a secret magical cloak that completely hides your personality?
I like to call it my Cloak of Charisma +5.
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 07:30 PM       
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 08:12 PM       
I was under the impression that an intimate relationship, according to The Fountainhead, is best initiated by a rape.
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 08:19 PM       
I envy your reading comprehension skills.
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 08:21 PM       
Objectivist = Rapist
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Old Feb 17th, 2004, 10:37 PM       
I'd like to see to existentialists have sex. "I am happy! I am happy! I AM HAPPY!! Now I am completely indifferent :I"
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Old Feb 18th, 2004, 01:40 AM       
Eh, I think it'd be more like guilt sex. "My life sucks, so I'm going to fuck as many people as I can, up the arse, because that kinky shit makes me feel marginally better, at least for an hour or two."
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Old Feb 18th, 2004, 11:34 AM       
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Old Feb 18th, 2004, 11:56 AM       
I like how it automatically has "I have (no independent kids), I (don't smoke), and I (am a light drinker)" selected at the bottom.
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Old Feb 18th, 2004, 01:01 PM       
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Aha!

I knew you were a sub, you prissy little faggot!
What exactly do you mean by "sub"?
Sub as in submissive. It's common knowledge that Marxist females are sexually dominant.
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Old Feb 18th, 2004, 01:51 PM       
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Objectivist = Rapist
I'll have to try that next time.

"No, your honor, it was actually an objectivist relationship."
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Old Feb 18th, 2004, 02:11 PM       
Nice one, Blanco Nino.
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Old Feb 18th, 2004, 05:50 PM       
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Sub as in submissive. It's common knowledge that Marxist females are sexually dominant.
Two dominants = kinky sex.

And I'd enjoy making fun of Marx's labor theory of value.
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Old Feb 18th, 2004, 06:38 PM       
Another foray into things you've only read about.


"I like to call it my Cloak of Charisma +5."

I think you're going to need + 5,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, 000,000.
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