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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 10:00 PM       
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The more pictures you have, the less likely you are to be lying.

Of course, you could luck out & stumble on a really vain 17 year old girl, & have loads to work with, but then you have to contend with the stalkers that inhabit this site, and they will find you out if you picked a camwhore that is too easy to find.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 10:00 PM       
IT'S GOOD FOR YOU GODDAMMIT!
You should masturbate til you're raw so you can get the hang of it.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 10:00 PM       
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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 10:06 PM       

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IT'S GOOD FOR YOU GODDAMMIT!
You should masturbate til you're raw so you can get the hang of it.
I disagree.

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Ok Jake! I know you are stuck on this part. So I'll give you a few choices.

1: Peek over her shoulder to see what she is reading.
2: Bump into her and excuse yourself to get the conversation rolling.
3: Browse the manga for hours and hours and then go home.
No matter the option I think you get experience points.
Three gets the wrong kind of XP.
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Is there anything else we should all know about you?- I'm highly insane? Yeah, really rare in these parts.
You are not even slightly insane.

OK, maybe slightly, but not highly.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 10:15 PM       
Look, if you jerk it till it is raw, you have to wait a couple of days before you can jerk it again, and having your tackle raw isn't fun.

Plus, sufficently rawness results in shape change.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 10:18 PM       
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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 10:20 PM       
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Plus, sufficently rawness results in shape change.
What's all the hub-bub Pub?
Some people could really use help like that.
This is why I recommend it.

That and imagining the faces of people I recommend this to is why I recommend masturbating so furiously.


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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 10:21 PM       
In that case, remember to keep uniform pressure or switch hands.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 10:38 PM       
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Where did you find that picture?
Where you left it.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 10:42 PM       
You don't have stopcocks in America?
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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 10:44 PM       
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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 10:45 PM       
You guys are so gay.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 10:45 PM       


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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 10:47 PM       
What do they think fuck means?
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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 10:48 PM       
Now "gay" is an insult, you self-loather?

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Old Oct 3rd, 2008, 10:49 PM       
Who was being insulting?
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What I find sad is that the people that wrote those signs have a better grasp of English as a second language than many people that have it as their first.
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