What is the worst movie you have ever seen?

[Bennett]

The trailer alone for "Buddy" with Rene Russo makes my list... but number one on my list (and I'm sure people will hate me for this):

Rocky Horror Picture Show

[whoreable]

i cant say that because i have never actually sat down and watched that whole piece of shit. while it may not be the worst movie ever i really hate it.
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Mexicocity Hotel

[Rongi]

Demolition Man.

There was nothing good about it. It was funny as hell though.

"So much for the three sea shells."

[Zbu Manowar]

Hands down, the Doom Generation. The last thing I need to see is Marilyn Manson's girlfriend sticking her finger up somebody's ass then licking it. I mean, Jesus Christ, I'd rather watch Guinea Pig than that shit again.

Damn your eyes, Greg Anaki!!

[Psycho Squid]

A.I.
It could have been a great movie if Spielberg just gave it a decent ending.

[Zbu Manowar]

Nah, it would have been a decent movie if Spielburg had given it an ending instead of allowing it to end badly. The man is mistaking closure for a happy ending and it's seriously destroying any creative credability he had left.

Well, if his fetish for World War 2 would die off. Shit, I never thought I'd see the day where I wish he would go off and do a sequel to Amistad just to get into fresh territory.

[Bennett]

a.i. sucked, but the worst movie ever (it just came to me in a vision) would have to be Double Jeopardy (or whatever it was called, the one with Ashley Judd, I believe). I didn't see it, but it makes absolutely NO SENSE. "Oh I got wrongly arrested for murdering my husband, but he's still alive and I'm out of jail, so I can kill him again and get away with it" WHAT?!
Sorry, double jeopardy doesn't work like that, otherwise I would've got arrested for selling drugs, served my time, and built my drug empire by now. You can't get convicted for the same crime twice, meaning the exact same crime, not the exact same charge! IT's SO STUPID. And the worst part is that it was number ONE in the box office. Jesus H. Christ.

Sorry 8-)

[Zbu Manowar]

No Bennett, you have a right to be upset over that shithole of a film. What makes it worse is that it stars Ashley Judd, whose whole career is basically being saved at the expense of Tommy Lee Jones and Morgan Freeman's credability. And if you want to see sad, try going up to any woman who loved that movie and telling them what Double Jeopardy really means. I'll bet you ten dollars you'll get an earful of crap that couldn't even make it on Lifetime or The View.

Speaking of Judd's atrocities against humanity, anybody remember that one where Natalie Portman gets stranded at a Wal-Mart and 'everything turns out okay 'cause we're good-hearted country folk?' Ugh.

[JackChick]

Signs, hands down

[Skulhedface]

THE SETUP: In the late 90s, I worked at a Carmike Cinema, which of course meant one of the fringe benefits was FREE MOVIES! I also have a little sister who loves movies as much as I do. Carmike Cinema policy is that you can get a guest in for free if you accompany said guest....

THE KNOCKOUT: So my sister asked me if I would take her to go see....

WORST MOVIE EVER: SPICE WORLD. I wish the theater seats were comfortable enough to allow sleep.

[Matt Harty]

Fuck you I love that movie.

[n00bward]

Jurassic Park:The Lost World

[Generator86]

Fuckin' A, Spice World ruled. I got stoned as hell and went to the budget cinema to see it. My friend Jason promised me he'd go too, but backed out because he didn't want to look any more like a pervert than he already did. I spent the entire time giggling with a perpetual hard-on (Sporty Spice just did something for me, I don't know why).

But anyways, yeah, Rocky Horror flat out sucks.
I'm glad nobody's mentioned either of the Star Wars prequels.
Tomb Raider was a total pile of shit.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

going back to a much earlier topic, how can you reallly consider criticising spiderman if you have not seen it. i used to think it would be some cheesy kids movie, but it turned ou to be great action movie and had a good love story going between peter parker and mary jane. among't the awful movies i've seen is Friday the 13th Part (Not even funny in a cheesy way) and dude, where's my car? also, any martin lawrence or chris tucker movies suck.

[ProfessorCool]

That's it I'm getting ghost.

[Big Papa Goat]

Spiderman completly sucked and I have seen it.

[Command Prompt]

1. Whats the worst that can happen?

2. Metro

3. X-files the movie

4. The Jackal

5. 54

6. Mission Impossible 2

7. Delta Force

thats all I can think of now. So bad its good? The Adventures of Ford Fairline oooooooooah!

[Flynn]

The worst movie I have ever seen was Dumb and Dumberer. I cannot believe I wasted seven dollars and fifty cents of my own money to see that piece of shit in the theatre. During the film, the audience was completely silent. Nothing in the movie solicted a laugh from anyone. Never have I seen a film so insultingly stupid. A perfect example of Hollywood's greed and lack of respect for the movie-going public.

[Big Papa Goat]

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

[Shostie]

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

That one's pretty bad. Not bad "The-movie-was-a-pale-shadow-of-the-comic-book-bad." (though it was that, too.) But just bad because innumerable poor decisions made during production.

For instance; Dorian Grey???? DORIAN GREY?!?!?!? He has no business in that movie.

But I'm sure there's a thread somewhere around here that deals with that.

The worst movie, however, I've ever see would have to be Don't Answer the Phone

[Emu]

i just love it when people write every post like a school assignment

[Elngish Porfessor]

CapITAOLIZE Your i and add a periad at the end or i will mark yuo odwn to "FF"

[Jixby Phillips]

I absolutely loathe Passion of the Christ

[Neurotic monkey]

God, the Jackal was shitty, but so was Donnie Darko. Throughout the entire movie, I was thinking it would be twice as good if they replaced the main character with Donnie Brasco.

[FartinMowler]

Planet of the apes with Marky Mark