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Old May 2nd, 2008, 10:56 PM       
Best part of braindead dockock- no swaying emotion for his dead wife. Just villainy.

Agreed.


Shocker- kickass character who looks awesome, but not as powerful or Cinema worthy as Electro


Agreed, again.


Lizard- is outstanding (gotta use one arm catch for "who is lizard?" in movie) and near demanded due to Connors appearances.

Scorpion- potential and old favorite, but not as good as Lizard.

Daredevil was allright <electra was gigantic turd> But I'm still torn on Kingpin.


LIZARD LIZARD, Scorpion would be good... damn good... but I'M OFF TO SEE THE LIZARD, THE WWWWWhere the fuck did Daredevil come from?
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Old May 2nd, 2008, 11:10 PM       
What about Morbius? Or Cletus Kasady?
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Old May 3rd, 2008, 12:38 AM       
Morbius? might as well have Kirsten Dunst become Firestar

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Old May 3rd, 2008, 05:03 PM       
Morbius would only be awesome if Michael Jackson will do it.(he'll make fun of himself, see mib2 <just don't watch the whole thing, yuck>).

only brought up DD for the movie Kingpin. Kingpin didn't turn out too bad, but he's a large gay black man!

also- Rhino could be cool. an out of spidey's league problem that he could tackle
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Old May 5th, 2008, 09:23 PM       
Still waiting for a Blade Spider-Man movie. Not going to happen till Snipes gets out of jail.
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Old May 5th, 2008, 11:46 PM       
I actually liked the Blade movies (but I spent no money to do so).

I'm not saying that Blade and Spiderman never met either... in the comics.

But why would they make such a movie?!?

(oh, because it's Hollywood and they can if they want)

If we're going that way, there should be a Howard The Duck 2, based on HTD #13?14? where he's in the asylum, and KISS jumps out his brain, in full make-up.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 01:35 AM       
Marvel Team Up movies!
Blade & Spiderman!
Wolverine & Punisher (thomas jane, thank you very much) !
Thing & Hulk!
Elektra & Invisible Woman dyking it out!
Torch & Iceman!

and just to make you cry....
Magneto & Nightcrawler! cause they had gay sex in costume.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 08:56 AM       
only a couple of minor things I see that would cause problems....

Thing and Hulk movie
Thing was an actual actor in a suit while Hulk was CGI. But if he's got any acting chops at all, he could do it.

Magneto and Nightcrawler would be rated PG, while Elektra and Invisible Woman would be rated NC-17, if YouTube had anything to say about it.

other than that, These projects should have already been GREENLIGHTED!
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Old May 6th, 2008, 09:53 PM       
when spidey3 came out, i was hoping for a mr.fantastic cameo. dr.connors picked up the ball.

thanks to the new marvel studios teamups and charcter cameos will probally be abundant to the point of overuse.

thing&hulk- chiklis & norton both got the chops. i loved the commish
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Old May 7th, 2008, 06:01 AM       
Norton does have da chops, I actually forgot Chiklis' name.
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Old May 7th, 2008, 06:43 AM       
I'd like to see a franchise reboot, myself. I mean, shit, Spidey is one of the more charismatic superheroes they have, so why do they have a guy playing him who has the personality of a dead moth?

How about a less pompous Spider Man movie where he's been Spidey for a while? Where Spider Man throws out zings and acts a little wacky like he usually does?

Where Venom actually looks like he could rip Spidey a new one, or where the Green Goblin doesn't look like a Power Rangers villain? Movies where Sandman is still a prick, and so is Harry Osbourne?

Don't get me wrong, Dafoe and Molina both stole their respective shows in the first two. I just wonder if Sam Raimi starts to crack when they give him real money to make a movie with...
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Old May 7th, 2008, 09:45 AM       
my previously posted hypothesis was Raimi was pressured by Hollywood (and Marvel, possibly) to include Venom. Otherwise there would not have been one.

I mean, come on.... how you boil down an alien symbiote story that started in like 1986? Then takes years to finally become venom?

Make it just poop from the sky
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Old May 7th, 2008, 11:38 AM       
Raimi said he was unfamiliar with the character until he heard the fans wanted him for 3. My guess is marvel tells him what fans want (like dead capt america, one more day, and all the other crap us fans DEMANDED)

thing&hulk would have to have a kick ass villian, or it would have to be ff&hulk to work.
villian suggestions?
absorbing man
those rock aliens from thor
m.o.d.o.k.
ooooh i know impossible man

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Old May 7th, 2008, 09:12 PM       
Absorbing Man was, while never named, alluded to in the first Hulk flick with Nick Nolte's character.

I don't think Hollywood could pull off Impossible Man, but good.

Abomination's already done.... and Rhino would be so lame afterwards, like an Abomination's "Mini-Me"

The Leader?
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Old May 8th, 2008, 12:49 AM       
The Leader, while awesome, but somewhat reminiscent of a longstanding Gargoyle (god i love oldschool hulk)- is too smart for a thing/hulk. granted the first act must be thing/hulk slugfest, Leader is too damn intelligent for them to take down
UNLESS...
thing&hulk run an over the top obstacle course forcing them to work together to even get near/at the Leader, only to have them FAIL at the coup de grace. and then out of left field steps DrDoom to take hulk for experiments, leader for slavery/experiments, and leave the thing to report back to RICHARDS! to show how impotent they are in the face of Doom. he would want richards to have all his toys when he finally takes that stretchy jackass down.

still not confident about new abomination (Roth good, Abomination uglier/not ugly enough)

Have always wanted hulk movie to show gamma mushroom cloud, and have everything high speed around bruce until he comes to screaming in doctors office.

and to stay on topic...
Jake Gyllenhaal replace spidey in 4
Maggie Gyllenhaal replace mj in 4
Luke&Leia seem less creepy
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Old May 20th, 2008, 01:25 AM       
honestly, I never bought into the comic zombie trend goin on right now. the onlything tempting me was seeing ash in the mix.

However I was reading a friends FF awhile back and reed captured his zombie dopplegangers for like one page and thought it was a cool working cameo with bad characters.

Oh yeah.....
Blade & Ghost Rider.... unless Gaimen & Del Toro get Dr Strange kickin first
Ironman & Antman
Sure they'll both be in avengers, but i wanna see these two hit vegas, get loaded, and kill some hookers!
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Old May 20th, 2008, 01:32 AM       
Kybo,

You do realize Marvel and Marvel Studios are now FIRED!!!!! "GETCHER FUCKING PILES OUTTA HERE!!!"

We are in charge

DC is next...

In the meantime, let's go crazy bazookers apeshit!

Dear Editor Quesada, I love Spider man Reeves btu Burroughs dressSuper, noth sandgobbbbveno, bill, bit joe coudda or christopher horse. Get'em, no, get'em

Collageocomi that's the faer we talked of .... they're out or dead. Reeves, Bixby...

Spidey goes home from school, from Connors class, who is working on a formula for regeneration. Temporarily reinfested w/ parasite. swings through a park , when symbiote takes over. Symbiote Spidey stops near park bench where an old man lays. Symbiote is gone. but Parker now looks like Gyllanhaal not MacGuire. Gyllanhaal, with Spidey abilities, goes forth, amnesiac.

Old man, gets up, in raincoat, fedora a la William Burroughs. As fedora turns black, oldie slams a fifth of cheap whiskey... then grins. Symbiote slides from head to body and transforms, from blackovercoat to a suit with WINGS
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Old May 20th, 2008, 01:33 AM       
Apparently, in the last few weeks, James Vanderbilt (Zodiac) has turned in a working draft of Spider-Man 4 to the studio. However, according to our source, "his story arc has encompassed two films, making Spider-Man 5 shootable at the same time. The studio saw dollar signs and is in the process of reworking his deal to snatch up the story arc." Don't expect anything immediately, though, since we've been told both sides are still trying to negotiate the deal.

puts us this much closer to sinister six!!!!!!
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Old May 21st, 2008, 01:17 AM       
we can all wish for a zombie Kraven but its not happening
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Old May 26th, 2008, 02:59 AM       
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I'd like to see a franchise reboot, myself. I mean, shit, Spidey is one of the more charismatic superheroes they have, so why do they have a guy playing him who has the personality of a dead moth?

How about a less pompous Spider Man movie where he's been Spidey for a while? Where Spider Man throws out zings and acts a little wacky like he usually does?

Where Venom actually looks like he could rip Spidey a new one, or where the Green Goblin doesn't look like a Power Rangers villain? Movies where Sandman is still a prick, and so is Harry Osbourne?

Don't get me wrong, Dafoe and Molina both stole their respective shows in the first two. I just wonder if Sam Raimi starts to crack when they give him real money to make a movie with...
Right. A Spider-Man robot that [franchise] started only but 6 years ago. It doesn't matter how you feel about the leader actor or his personality, he's not playing himself in the film. Everything you just asked ('where...') I felt Raimi accomplished. Oh well, to each his own.

Watch if they ever do a reboot of Spider-Man, all you fanboys would still find something to piss and moan about.
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Old May 26th, 2008, 03:14 AM       
Marvel should just buy the rights to Spidey, the Fantastic Four, and the X-men from Sony and Fox respectively, and start fleshing out their universe on film. It's obvious the films can't survive creatively past the second installment on their own. Crossover films are the next logical step, even for DC which can't seem to mine deeper than Batman and Superman for big-screen material. A lot of superheroes aren't well-known or well-liked enough to carry their own film, much less a series. Fuck Spider-Man 4; if it happens it's going to be a god-damned disaster. Either leave well enough alone or take the character and franchise in new directions. Didn't anyone learn anything from Batman & Robin?
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Old May 26th, 2008, 06:01 AM       
I thought "Fuck Spiderman 4.5.6.7.and 8" or whatever was the purpose of Marvel and Hollywood.


But if a franchaise is going to TRAINWRECK, lets go nuts!!!!

DEFENDERS MOVIE!!
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Old May 26th, 2008, 06:26 AM       
Ang Lee's Hulk + Tim Story's Silver Surfer = Nightmarish Defenders Movie. It'll be greenlit before I'm done typing.

I agree with the earlier statements about the Lizard as the Spidey 4 villain. Definitely should've been part of #3. If Raimi or whoever helms the next one cares enough to try and make it worth a shit (and history tells us that they won't) then Dr. Connors and his alter-ego would be the richest, most well set-up bad guy to run with.

Hopefully they'll at least give Luke Cage and Ant-Man a chance to fail miserably at the box-office before they milk the Spider-Man cash cow anymore.
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