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Old Jul 12th, 2003, 02:29 PM        League Of Extraordinarily Low Expectations
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and it met them.

oh, did it meet them.

*that's not a good thing :<
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Old Jul 12th, 2003, 04:58 PM       
Umm...not sure what the point of your message was, but I'm assuming it's about the movie "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen." I just got back from seeing it and lemme tell ya folks, it was one of the worst movies of the year. So boring I nearly walked out. I plead with you to not see this movie.
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Old Jul 12th, 2003, 08:08 PM       
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Umm...not sure what the point of your message was, but I'm assuming it's about the movie "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen."
Yeah... because it was so cryptic

In any case, this sucks. I actually wanted to see this movie. Now they only way I'll watch it is if someone tells me Mina Harker gets naked.
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Old Jul 13th, 2003, 12:53 AM       
Well, it was cryptic enough for me not to understand it. Does that make me stupid? And no, she doesn't get naked, or even scantily clad.
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Old Jul 13th, 2003, 02:00 AM       
HE SAID HE FUCKING SAW THE MOVIE YOU RETARD

FUCK JUST STOP TYRING TO READ
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Old Jul 13th, 2003, 02:18 AM       
Sorry. Had a blonde moment. I get it now.
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Old Jul 13th, 2003, 03:41 AM       
Fucking... God I hate people that say "I had a blonde moment." FUCK that is so obnoxious. JUST STOP

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Old Jul 13th, 2003, 03:42 AM       
Oh shit, you're from frownland?

I'm sorry I yelled

Do you know a guy by the name of Mark Peterson?
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Old Jul 13th, 2003, 05:25 AM       
1. Yeah, I know, I hate that expression too, but I use it anyway, because I can't think of a better way to acknowledge that I said something really stupid.

2. Yes, Doolittle is the best album ever.

3. Frownland is the name of a Captain Beefheart song. I don't know if you caught that or not, so I threw it in.

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Old Jul 13th, 2003, 10:10 AM       
I saw "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" yesterday, and boy did it suck. The good news is that it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. The bad news is that I thought it was going to be REALLY TREMENDOUSLY OUTRAGEOUSLY FUCKING BAD.

To anyone who is thinking about going to see it, you'd be MUCH better off buying the comic by Alan Moore instead. It'll cost you more, but you'll get FAR more out of your money. I cannot recommend this book highly enough.

Link to Purchase on Amazon
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Old Jul 13th, 2003, 02:53 PM       
Should I buy it with Watchmen too?
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Old Jul 13th, 2003, 03:34 PM       
Most DEFINITELY. In fact, "Watchmen" is better.
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Old Jul 13th, 2003, 03:42 PM       
Awesome. I put them in my shopping cart, but probably won't be able to purchase them till tommorrow or Wednesday .

Can't wait :o
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Old Jul 13th, 2003, 03:45 PM       
I will be expecting a full report on how much you enjoyed them. And trust me, you WILL.

My recommendations? NEVER WRONG.
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Old Jul 13th, 2003, 04:30 PM       
I'm sure the sequal will be much better.
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Old Jul 13th, 2003, 06:10 PM       
Sir yes sir :o

When are the next volumes coming out?
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Old Jul 13th, 2003, 06:28 PM       
Well, the second series of the League is already coming out, 5 of the 6 issues have been released, and I believe the last one comes out this month or the next.

I doubt they'll have anything past that though, as rumor has it that some of the League members die in this one.

I haven't read the 5 issues that are out for the second series yet, I kind of like to read them all in one sitting. I imagine the trade paperback collecting them will probably be out early next year.
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Old Jul 13th, 2003, 08:29 PM       
Connery's character (Allan Quartermain - only Richard Chamberlain is allowed to played that ) sums up the movie in one of jis own quotes IN the movie.

"I'm waiting to be impressed."

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Old Jul 13th, 2003, 08:59 PM       
Grazzt sent me the first three League issues, and they're pretty neat. But... who the fuck is Dorian Gray? Rather, what was his legend?
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Old Jul 13th, 2003, 09:39 PM       
I've never read "The Picture of Dorian Grey" myself, but I'm at least vaguely familiar with the Oscar Wilde story. It's about a guy who doesn't age, rather he has a portrait that ages in his stead. As far as I know, in the book he's not immortal like he is in the movie.

As for the comic, I believe there is a background panel reference to Dorian Grey in one of the issues, but that's it. He's not in the comic, nor is Tom Sawyer.
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Old Jul 14th, 2003, 12:36 AM       
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Grazzt sent me the first three League issues, and they're pretty neat. But... who the fuck is Dorian Gray? Rather, what was his legend?
Quartermain should have said that in the movie.


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I saw "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" yesterday, and boy did it suck. The good news is that it wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be. The bad news is that I thought it was going to be REALLY TREMENDOUSLY OUTRAGEOUSLY FUCKING BAD.

To anyone who is thinking about going to see it, you'd be MUCH better off buying the comic by Alan Moore instead. It'll cost you more, but you'll get FAR more out of your money. I cannot recommend this book highly enough.

Link to Purchase on Amazon
I don't know, I think something else might be bothering you about the movie... Mr. Hyde. :resemblence
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Old Jul 14th, 2003, 03:04 PM       
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5. What in the blue hell is up with your webpage. Being a fan of random, weird humor, I thought it was hilarious but I had no clue what it was supposed to be.
yeah Jixby! You're so random!
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Old Jul 14th, 2003, 04:55 PM       
sean connery is the sexiest man alive. If i was gay, id have sex with sean connery. Instead i want my girlfriend to have sex with him. Then tell me how good it was.



league looks like shit, i'll rent it.
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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 12:24 AM       
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1. Yeah, I know, I hate that expression too, but I use it anyway, because I can't think of a better way to acknowledge that I said something really stupid.
FIX THE STUPID WITH MORE STUPID IS YOUR MEATHOD OF REPAIR

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I'm making fun of how ignorant people will hear you're from somewhere and think you might per chance know somebody you know from there, as if the place you come from is as big as a high school or something.

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Really? I meant for it to come off as a Hamtaro fanfic site. But you thought it was funny, huh?

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Old Jul 15th, 2003, 12:30 AM       
Thanks for the link, Proto. I will be buying that when I order my D&D 3.5 books.

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