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"Cathy" is ending? But...but...where else won't I get my fill of inconsequential nonsense about chocolate, shoes and purses?

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Old Aug 12th, 2010, 05:12 PM       
That shit has been running all this time?
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Old Aug 12th, 2010, 05:13 PM       
Cathy is ending?! ACK
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Old Aug 12th, 2010, 05:43 PM       
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Actually, no. But the dude i used to get it from had the best shit

to be honest i think the real difference is that the shit we got .. well... like with medicinal cannabis they like sort it into "effects" or whatever, so there's like weed for day time which keeps you peppy and weed for night time which knocks you the fuck out.
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Old Aug 12th, 2010, 07:14 PM       
I just ate at Golden Corral for the first time. It fucking sucked.
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Old Aug 12th, 2010, 08:26 PM       
I could have told you that. It's called "Corral" for a reason....the cheap all you can eats. Mooooooooooooooooo.
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Old Aug 12th, 2010, 08:52 PM       
My bowling league changed their banquet location from decent Italian joint to Golden Corral.

I have not gone to a post league banquet since
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Old Aug 12th, 2010, 09:07 PM       
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Old Aug 12th, 2010, 10:27 PM       
golden corral is a guilty pleasure of mine

they pretty much have banana and bread pudding on tap
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Old Aug 12th, 2010, 10:44 PM       
I'm gonna vomit if I even see bread pudding again. Bad experiences ruin food.
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Old Aug 12th, 2010, 10:55 PM       
I'm surprised you eat bread pudding :/

Tonight (:foodthread) I made Spanish rice, but with quinoa, and I tried to jack up the healthy wherever I can. There are a lot of good things about quinoa...it cooks in half the time of rice, it supposedly has an insane amount of protein and something like 8x the fiber of brown rice, etc. But there are bad things too...it's expensive as all hell, you either have to buy prerinsed or rinse it yourself to get the bitter coating off, and it does have a slightly un-ricelike scent to it.

I made the quinoa (1 cup dry yields 4 cups cooked, good deal), dumped in some tomatoes, found a small can of chickpeas and dumped those in too for texture, added some garlic and kosher salt and then thought for a minute and dumped in a shitload of hot sauce. The hot sauce masked the quinoa smell and it pretty much tasted like standard Spanish rice. I'd eat it again.
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Old Aug 12th, 2010, 11:09 PM       
i don't eat bread pudding when i'm on a diet. i demolish that shit when i'm not.
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Old Aug 13th, 2010, 12:25 PM       
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golden corral is a guilty pleasure of mine

they pretty much have banana and bread pudding on tap
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Old Aug 13th, 2010, 01:00 PM       
I went back to read Max's piece on the "13 Stages of Eating at the Golden Corral". I can barely see my computer screen through the tears.

I miss the insane ramblings of Mr. Burbank.
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Old Aug 13th, 2010, 03:59 PM       
I used to eat at Golden Corral a lot, until I saw this disgustingly fat guy with a cauliflower nose and confederate flag suspenders eating a pile steak with his hands. Now every time I think of Golden Corral all I can see is redneck mcgrossnose gobbling down steak.
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Old Aug 13th, 2010, 04:20 PM       
He was eating a pile steak? How big is that?
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Old Aug 13th, 2010, 05:13 PM       
Shit, I meant a pile of steak.
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Old Aug 13th, 2010, 08:02 PM       
I hate buffets.

Shit, this mike's harder lemonade stuff is crazy. I recommend it.
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Old Aug 13th, 2010, 09:55 PM       
fried brown rice

i got suckered into going to a stupid buffet the other day that has "WORLD FAMOUS FRIED CHICKEN" and it wasn't even that famous. also all the food sucked and they didn't even have soft serve ice cream
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i got suckered into going to a stupid buffet the other day that has "WORLD FAMOUS FRIED CHICKEN" and it wasn't even that famous. also all the food sucked and they didn't even have soft serve ice cream
I now have the mental image of Redneck McGrossnose with his head positioned upside-down dumping soft-serve ice cream directly down his gullet.

Just thought I'd share that.
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I hate buffets.

Shit, this mike's harder lemonade stuff is crazy. I recommend it.
i don't often drink anymore after i learned that alcohol has only slightly less calories than liquid lard

so now when i do drink, i only do shots and i don't go under 90 proof
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Old Aug 14th, 2010, 05:37 AM       
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Old Aug 14th, 2010, 07:11 AM       
That comic never makes me laugh, so why should a joke based on the comic?
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Shit, I meant a pile of steak.
A pile steak sounded delicious.
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