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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 07:33 PM       
Elves, my knowledge in Elvish lore is slight. I know what I know from LOTR, Discworld, and WarCraft. Same with Dwarves.

Both species are Minorities. They just don't get it on as much as humans do. Maybe seeing how both species live long lives, and they just get bored with sex. Or maybe, that most Elves look like women, and all dwarves look like men, that they have to much trouble trying to figure out what sex is which, and just forget about the entire reproduction thing.

I wonder... If you happened upon a Elf Guy raping a Dwarf Women, would you think it's rape? I mean, come on. From a distance it would look like a guy being raped by a girl, and is that so bad?

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Old Nov 5th, 2004, 10:24 PM       
I think it is the whole magical god like powers most elves seem to have. Since most dorks are tiny and wimpy they most likely imagine casting a few fireballs at bulleys and such all the time.
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 12:59 AM       
The only cool elves are the drow.
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 01:02 AM       
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 01:27 AM       
Drow are allright, I suppose. They're probably posers because they don't look tough at all. I think their badass image is good PR mostly.

I still haven't heard any good reason why I should like the elves. Yeah, they're good with magic... big deal. They only use it for doing crap, like healing trees or showing the future.
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 01:40 AM       
What about Gelflings, whats up with that?
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 03:48 AM       
Superior balance, eyesight, fashion.
Wisdom, etherial magic, shiny items.
Beautiful language, beautiful locales, beautiful women.
Cool names.
The ears.


That's what I find appealing about elves. I'm not much into fantasy, though, I prefer the interstellar brand of Sci-Fi.
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 04:58 AM       
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 07:55 AM       
I like their language. And their songs.

I like hobbits best though. When I was little I wanted to marry Frodo
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 03:44 PM       
this is the only place in the world where about one out of every 20 threads turns into a serious discussion and a thread about elves would be that one

also, a treant could kill like 30 elves
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 04:10 PM       
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Old Nov 6th, 2004, 07:15 PM       
heh, remember that time Gandalf said "Thou shall not pass" to the Balrog and then he fell? lol, that was some good times.
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Old Nov 8th, 2004, 12:32 PM       
An elf ranger is like a ninja, and ninjas are cool.

All other elves can fuck off, unless they are hottie elf wenches.






Something like that? Or should I have run it thru the aimspeek translator first?
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