Nov 19th, 2008, 04:18 PM
Basic Information on Autism
Autism is a mental disease that causes its sufferers to run away from any place where people are socializing, have strict routines of random bullshit, and act like an overall fucktard. Many Autistic children never learn to speak, their parents say it's because they have nothing to say, but really they hate everyone. Autistic children will never grow out of their retardation, but rather change their symptoms throughout their miserable lives. This makes it difficult to say what Autistic children will do. Although articles about Autism mention Autistic children, it is important to realize that because Autism is permanent, its sufferers remain retards as adults. What can be said for sure about what Autistic retards will do is between the ages of 4 (most are diagnosed around this time even though their parents see the symptoms as early as 2) to 20 they will rarely speak, will have meltdowns constantly, throw and break things, ask their parents why they don't kill their younger siblings, have highly disturbed fantasies of violence, draw disturbed pictures of violence, beat the crap out of siblings and peers, make disturbed threats, act like a toddler, view every single person as an object, not realize their imaginary friends are real (Autistitards can't have an imagination so they must actually be hearing voices), focus all their attention on one part of an object resulting in weird sights such as spinning the wheel on a toy car over 9000 times (Muslims must be Autistic because they only focus on one part of a woman), and embarrass their families in public (sometimes by masturbating).
In addition to their apathy, suffers of Asperger's Syndrome are extremely aroused by girls. They like girls so much, and they don't know what their feelings are, that they will get themselves arrested for sexual harassment; except law enforcement accepts Asperger's Syndrome as a defense.
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This information about Asspies has been known for some time, but Asspies have been very sucessful in persuading the media not to release it. That is, until J. Arturo Silva [1] wrote papers about the link between Autism and violence. Needless to say, Asperger's sufferers and Asspie lovers got extremely butthurt and went on rants[2] about how he was destroying Asperger's Syndrome awareness and was about to create a "dark age" for Asspies. In reality, he was increasing awareness by letting innocent people know of the dangers they face around Asspies. And really, what these fat, lazy, imaginary disease having fuckwits need is a good old fashioned Dark Age, amirite?
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