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Old Apr 18th, 2006, 12:33 PM        Decider in Chief
"I hear the voices, and I read the front page and I know the speculation," the president said. "But I'm the decider, and I decide what's best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense."


I'm not sure what it is about this quote that strikes me as so hillarious. Is it the use of the word 'Decider' instead of saying 'I make the decision'? Is it the 'You're not the boss of me' childish petulance? Or just the bone stupidity of keeping Rumsfeld on?
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Old Apr 18th, 2006, 12:41 PM       
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Old Apr 18th, 2006, 01:16 PM       
You're doing a heckuva job, Rummy!
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Old Apr 18th, 2006, 06:57 PM       
"I hear the voices" does it for me, as well as the admission he only reads the front page.
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Old Apr 19th, 2006, 10:05 AM       
Speaking of quotes....

"I serve at his pleasure"

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/wireStory?id=1855454

Okay, so I have the humor of a 4th grader. Screw you.
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Old Apr 19th, 2006, 10:48 AM       
I thought that was funny.
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Old Apr 20th, 2006, 01:11 AM       
Somebody needs to hunt up a link for Jon Stewart's "The Decider"Comic Book bit. Dammit, this is a comic oriented, liberal slanted board. I should not have to bring this up.
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Old Apr 20th, 2006, 10:00 AM       
i missed it
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