MARTIAL LAW DECLARED IN MOCK WARS

[WTF]

Now how the hell am I going to speak to anyone if I shut-up? THAT does not make sense. So your advise is if I stop posting, then I will be unbanned? You must be jocking me???

:/

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Chewbacca is a wookie!


And so is my spleen.
Its nasty and its yellow with small sopts of green
I should not have drunk the oil
That dripped out a machine

[WTF]

Spacey,

You suffer from a disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when the others wish to talk.

If you cant make sense, shut up and let me speak to Fu.

[Dr. Fu]

You're out of things to say.

That was one of the lamest comebacks ever.

Fact: Whenever you try a comeback, don't try to fuck around with the technicalities, because that just shows what a paranoid shiteater you are.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Originally Posted by WTF

Spacey,

You suffer from a disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when the others wish to talk.

If you cant make sense, shut up and let me speak to Fu.

Now you listen to me you fascist sausage.
I never had relations with that trash can. And no matter how many times you try to skull-fuck with me, you wont make me admit a single potato sponge. So I suggest you wiggle woggle winky wooky wacky woohoo your sweet patoot onto the 3rd moon of Jupiter.
Or else I am gonna open up a can of broccoli and okra.
And I swear by the NECRONOMICON, That it shall vanquish the dangling vaginal excretion known as gingivitis.

[WTF]

Illuminating! Now that sounds much better and at least we can get a mock war going here.

Come on Spacey, now try at least and make fucking sense.

[WTF]

Now Spacey, that was the gayest mock that ever had the privilidge to grace this forum. Well done :/

[Dr. Fu]

Originally Posted by WTF

Now Spacey, I am the gayest mock forum user that ever had the privilidge to grace this forum. Well done for me!

I sort of made your quote make more sense.

[WTF]

Now I have to AFK for a while. But continue you idiots and I will deal with you later.

[liquidstatik]

BATTLE OF THE NOOBS

PT.1

Location - ARENA OF JUSTICE!!

TODAYS CONTENDERS -
WTF
ZekeySpaceyLizard
Dr. Fu

[Dr. Fu]

Place bets.

[liquidstatik]

[Dr. Fu]

So, that's 66 avatars for me, eh?

MMhm.

Next?

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Do you?

[WTF]

Blah @ Fu,

You have lost the first one idiot right about......now!

Only losers in a mock war use a changed quote against their opponents. Don't please don't loose it as yet. I still want some fun in here, ok. :/

WTF @ Spacey,

No wonder you have chives! The only thing you have really said in your post, albeit wackey spacey something, is that you will not, no sirree I will not, not like in a hundrends years will I not, no fucking way, not ever ever ever till the day I die, respond to WTF.

Is that like a "secret" strategy no-one knows about. So you Would you step into the arena and then go: "You can hit me as much as you want, and WILL proof the strongest by not hitting back at you. No sir, I am more NOBLEST!" Then the guy hit your sorry ass to the ground and then you complain to the WBA that that was most unfair, and all? Press Enter-key now and Return to the General Blabber Forum please, thank you. :/

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Has anyone seen my marmoset?

[WTF]

Originally Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard

Has anyone seen my marmoset?

I found it. Can we be friends now?

[WTF]

Originally Posted by Dr. Fu

So, that's 66 avatars for me, eh?

MMhm.

Next?

Fu, whilst you are waiting for more bets. The war has ended. Please get your sorry ass into the peace negotiations and lets get started, loser.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

I am a friend to the world.


But barb-b-q-ing little old ladies just makes me say "Bratwurst"

[WTF]

Good God. What is it like to be ZekeySpaceyLizard?

Is it like being a lizard?

I imagine lizards and ZekeySpacey have
a dim perception that nature has played
a cruel trick on them, but they lack
the intelligence to really comprehend
the magnitude of it. :/

[Bionic Sheep]

Look, you all suck.

But I lie.

I always lie.

WTF, you are sexy. Sexy like lamposts. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. I'm, too sexy for my ears, so sexy that I fall over and die.



Spread the love. And the butter.

[Dr. Fu]

WTF, this is pure utter BULLSHIT.


Who told you the war was over? You instigated it, and with a magical poof, it's over?

When did you say it was over?

What the hell are you saying?

Who said I lost?

You like shoes?

Anyway, WTF, you are the most idiotic person I've met on the internet, constantly wiping away your footprints, insulting people, and when they come up with something you can't rebuke, you say that the war is over.

That's the beauty and also the achilles heel of the internet.

You clearly suck copious amounts of shit.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Heres a llama
Theres a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama funny llama
Llama llama llama DUCK!

If you ever see a llama
Kiss a llama
On the llama
Half a llama
Twice a llama
Llama llama llama DUCK!

[WTF]

Fu, is still staring at his 66 avatars and waiting for more bets!?

It makes me think of this guy ones that would reply
on a post, hahaha, but then return to his own post
first to glance admiringly at his handiwork for 5 minutes and
that ended-up losing everything.

Like narcisscus you know. Fu, that is greek, ok? Nothing to do
with l33t-speak or anything. use Google to help you
dictionary the word. But do come back please and don't get hooked.

[Dr. Fu]

Originally Posted by WTF

Fu, is still staring at his 66 avatars and waiting for more bets!?

It makes me think of this guy ones that would reply
on a post, hahaha, but then return to his own post
first to glance admiringly at his handiwork for 5 minutes and
that ended-up losing everything.

Like narcisscus you know. Fu, that is greek, ok? Nothing to do
with l33t-speak or anything. use Google to help you
dictionary the word. But do come back please and don't get hooked.

I'm not waiting for more bets. I'm not narcisscant, and I know what that means.

You are clearly trying to find the weak point in all my posts, and attacking them as if they stuck out like a sore thumb.

I'd rather you not reply than leave a half-assed comeback, because that was one of the worst I've seen.

Is this a 12 year old trying to be tough? Yes it is.

Slow down there tiger. Easy there, champ. Yessir, don't hurt yourself.