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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 04:44 PM        What would a fetus say if it could speak?
"I think we may have a communication problem". :/
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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 04:51 PM       
I think it would tell you to shut the hell up after its lips developed.
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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 04:55 PM       
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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 04:56 PM       
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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 08:40 PM       
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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 08:40 PM       
"oh noes im a talking fetus"
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Old Nov 19th, 2004, 09:08 PM       
"PARTIAL BIRTH ABORTION RULES"
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Old Nov 20th, 2004, 01:09 AM       
A Fetus would say this:


Zugriff auf das Wörterbuch über Google (Oktober)
Neue Wörterbuchversion (Oktober)
PDA-optimierte Version der Wörterbücher (Oktober)
Perspektive-Deutschland 2004 (September)
Wörterbuch erreicht erstmals über 4 Millionen Wortabfragen (September)
Über 400.000 Einträge im Wörterbuch (Juli)
Das kuschelige LEO-Design ist nun doch etwas in die Jahre gekommen, und die Übersichtlichkeit hat mit den Angebotserweiterungen um Französisch, die Vokabeltrainer und die Foren auch nicht zugenommen. Wir hoffen, dass das neue Design nach den obligaten Eingewöhnungsproblemen eine Verbesserung in jeder Hinsicht bedeutet.
Auch wenn die Festlegung der Schrift, sowie der Hyperlinkdarstellung ohne schwerfällige Unterstreichungen, am meisten ins Auge fallen dürften – neben Design und Navigation weist die neue Version auch inhaltliche Erweiterungen auf:


Groß-Kleinschreibung ignorieren
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Old Nov 20th, 2004, 08:45 AM       
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 04:08 PM       
"Its warm in here"
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Old Nov 22nd, 2004, 05:07 PM       
a fetus would say this thread is horrible please ban anonymouse thx
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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 11:39 AM       
I'd like to forward the following opinion:

Fuck you all.

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Old Nov 23rd, 2004, 04:31 PM       
"Oh yes, we all float - and when you're down here with us, you'll float too!"
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Old Nov 25th, 2004, 01:42 AM       
"I'm kellychaos. I am a fetus. Please kill me"
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 02:05 PM       
"GTFO DOCTOR"
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 02:13 PM       
I wonder which way I should position myself so that the sonogram will pick up my inordinately large penis.
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 03:04 PM       
stephen king references make me hot.
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 03:15 PM       
So whaddaya think about clowns with big, red, bulbous noses?
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 05:38 PM       
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 05:48 PM       
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I think it would tell you to shut the hell up after its lips developed.
You don't need lips to talk.
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Old Nov 27th, 2004, 06:00 PM       
but you need them to form a P. At best, it could tell you "Shut uh!"
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Old Nov 28th, 2004, 10:34 PM       
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Old Nov 29th, 2004, 03:46 PM       
LUAO! :nolips
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Old Nov 29th, 2004, 04:01 PM       
Luao?
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Old Dec 5th, 2004, 05:53 PM       
A fetus would tell you to piss off.
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