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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 04:59 PM        I actually got a GOOD job -
I am so freekun happy. I got a job painting children's furniture and accessories. You know with little sailboats and trains and flowers and stars and shit like that!

I know though how I will be punished for my happiness - some customer is going to make me paint a hello kitty, I just know it

BUT THAT WON'T BRING ME DOWN
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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 05:04 PM       
LOL good luck
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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 05:10 PM       
Chojin buys furniture from you??
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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 05:14 PM       
L TO THE O TO THE L-O-L

I need a job, so I went for an interview at this one customer service and sales job. It was the creepiest, weirdest thing ever. I'm going to type it all up and post it, cause it was extremely hilarious. I fucking hate wearing a tie.

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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 05:32 PM       
What's so bad about painting a Hello Kitty for a kid?
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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 05:44 PM       
Can you paint me a foot stool with a Hello Kitty dominatrix on it?
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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 07:04 PM       
sounds like a fun job. is it at some kind of local shop?
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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 07:29 PM       
yeah it's a local store, that's all they do is custom painting for babies and kids. They always have 2 artists working during the store hours. They actually have an assload of business
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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 09:19 PM       
Congrats on the job, Re
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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 10:01 PM       
Wow, nicey. Good to hear that you got a job you'll be using you super talent for :)
I hope they ask you to paint lots of powerpuff girls and then you can add Domo-Kun to wup their ass in there. They'll crack for the little brown guy I'm sure, then you'll have lots more demands for Domo. Probably. I figure you'd like to paint him more than Hello Kitty.
And come on.... it ain't that bad. About Teletubbies?
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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 10:04 PM       
thanks evraybody

I can't really think of any other thing I would have to paint that would piss me off anything like hello kitty does.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 10:20 PM       
Yay for Re! Yay!


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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 11:43 PM       
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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 11:49 PM       
Remember to put subliminal messages in any paintings for kids that you have to do.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2003, 02:55 AM       
Congrats Doopa- sounds really cool
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Old Jul 3rd, 2003, 04:58 AM       
Best job ever! I was sent to work in a kindergarten for a year after opposing the mandatory military service, and I spent a lot of time paining entire rooms and windows in different themes. It was lots of fun. Congratulations.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2003, 09:52 AM       
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I can't really think of any other thing I would have to paint that would piss me off anything like hello kitty does.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2003, 10:04 AM       
Hooray for Re. Now we don't have to hear anymore of your constant whining and us giving support.

It's important to work in a job that makes you happy, something that's worth waking up early in the morning. Breakfast tastes better.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2003, 10:15 AM       
Curiously, her whining made me feel better about myself. Kidding ... I'm kidding ... my job isn't that great either. :/
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Old Jul 3rd, 2003, 12:38 PM       
Well done, Missy.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2003, 01:45 PM       
yeah thats a pretty sweet job. i really shud stop sittin on my ass and get sum kinda werk that pays. rarely do u find anything that u like to do that pays
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Old Jul 4th, 2003, 11:06 PM       
I'd like to place an advance order for the kids I may have several years from now for an entire bedroom set with classic 80s cartoon characters!

And congrats and stuff, ye Irish-wannabe.
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Old Jul 4th, 2003, 11:23 PM       
I had a job clearing a two acre( dumpsite) lot of garbage and crap. How great is that. Then I had to chop ALL THE WEEDS DOWN(Some were huge as hell, like bamboo style. Some was just like really tall grass) using nothing more than a weedeater and a shovel(call me mcguyver) .
Then I was supposed to fix his fences, but he didn't have wire cutters or any fucking tools to do it with. So in the end I worked about 24 hours, and got paid 40 dollars(it took him like four months to pay me too). I want to break his windows so bad.
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