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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 04:37 PM        ITT Traumatizing kid's movies.
When I was like 3 or 4, the first TMNT movie was my favorite movie, but I would start crying and whining during that scene where Raphael gets jumped on the roof.

So let's hear what movies scared you that you didn't expect to be so scarring.
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 05:12 PM       
Benji: The Hunted
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 05:21 PM       
The Brave Little Toaster. That movie is probably why I am so afraid of fits and/or seizures, but it did a lot of other damage too!
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 05:30 PM       
Also, I remember a few scenes from Secret of NIMH scaring the crap out of me.
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 05:30 PM       
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I remember that part where one of the cougar cubs he leads, gets carried carried away by an eagle, and when that wolf jumps off the cliff
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 06:33 PM       
Pretty much any so-called children's film pales in comparison to the Dark Crystal. I really hope that whoever thought this -> was appropriate for children was fired... or promoted, depending on how you look at it.

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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 07:12 PM       
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 10:32 PM       
that stupid fucking movie with the cowboy mouse, for whatever reason, traumatized me as a boy.
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 11:07 PM       
There was a part in Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland with darkness seeping from behind a vault door and terrifying music was playing and it really did scare me deeply.
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 11:22 PM       
That movie with John Goodman as a T-Rex
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 11:28 PM       
I was thinking of that movie after Little Nemo.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sezXzFiXt_s

Oh god. 4 minutes into the video.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=P_t94JYvdGc

1:48 into this one. I can't watch any more.
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Old Dec 18th, 2007, 11:56 PM       
When Mustafa died I was so scared my dad would die.

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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 12:18 AM       
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I still have montly night terrors of being abducted by that Strechy Necked fucker.


Also, I dont know if it counts, but my parents bought me a copy of the Toxic Avenger because i liked the Toxic Crusaders cartoon.
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 12:47 AM       
I freaked out when E.T. scared that little girl, and they both started screaming.
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Old Dec 21st, 2007, 05:59 AM       
I agree wholeheartedly with metalmilitia. I love the dark crystal now, but the puppets were way too gruesome with the skeksis.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2007, 07:10 AM       
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The Brave Little Toaster. That movie is probably why I am so afraid of fits and/or seizures, but it did a lot of other damage too!
What about the clown in the toaster's nightmare?
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Old Dec 22nd, 2007, 07:26 AM       
I don't remember that part, probably because at that point I was bawling uncontrolably and wetting myself.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2007, 07:26 AM       
Guys, no. NO. NO NO NO. This thread is incomplete, this thread does not exist, without a reference to "The Adventures of Mark Twain". I saw only a few minutes of it on a static-laden channel when I was probably 8 or so on what was generally touted as being a fundamentalist Christian channel. Hence, I had no fucking clue what was going on when I saw this segment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak3z2Pm7Iwg

I seriously think that many of my issues can be traced back to the ten or so minutes of it (which by miraculous happenstance included the above clip) I watched on tv before the signal faded. Until I found this randomly on YouTube, I thought that it was an experience that my mind later invented, which apparently happened at least once in my childhood. (For example, I had very clear memories of my family owning an arcade skill crane for no clear reason, and they put it in my bedroom. This never really happened.)
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Old Dec 22nd, 2007, 07:26 AM       
I mean, jesus christ, why would you expose little kids to something like that ;<
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Old Dec 22nd, 2007, 07:41 AM       
holy fucking shit. I'm glad i never saw that as a child or else i'd have been plagued with nightmares for months.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2007, 04:15 PM       
I thought that was Einstein.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2007, 04:50 PM       
That was pretty awesome claymation.
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Old Dec 22nd, 2007, 09:26 PM       
What the fuck!? I'm going to have nightmares for months.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2007, 12:13 AM       
The only scene in a movie that i can remember as traumatizing was from Logan's Run and I don't think that is a kids movie.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2007, 05:12 AM       
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Guys, no. NO. NO NO NO. This thread is incomplete, this thread does not exist, without a reference to "The Adventures of Mark Twain". I saw only a few minutes of it on a static-laden channel when I was probably 8 or so on what was generally touted as being a fundamentalist Christian channel. Hence, I had no fucking clue what was going on when I saw this segment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak3z2Pm7Iwg

I seriously think that many of my issues can be traced back to the ten or so minutes of it (which by miraculous happenstance included the above clip) I watched on tv before the signal faded. Until I found this randomly on YouTube, I thought that it was an experience that my mind later invented, which apparently happened at least once in my childhood. (For example, I had very clear memories of my family owning an arcade skill crane for no clear reason, and they put it in my bedroom. This never really happened.)
You gotta admit, that personification of satan is pretty agreeable. Not so much a laughing devil breathing fire, but a careless, non compassionate, non understanding being who values nothing. OK GUYS TAKE IT TO THE PHILOSOPHY FORUM!
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