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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 02:04 AM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 02:04 AM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 02:05 AM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 02:05 AM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 02:07 AM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 02:07 AM       
Yes it is. I wanted one from Robocop, but I settled for House MD.

It was that or one of the billions of cartoons he voices.
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 02:08 AM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 02:09 AM       
I have a PM again. Should I check it? It's rarely worth the effort.
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 02:11 AM       
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Where is Esuohlim with the telling you of what is a joke?

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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 02:11 AM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 02:13 AM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 02:13 AM       
Isn't it fun?

Wait, mine wasn't an obvious joke either? You know, at some point the internet irony just folds on itself and refuses to make sense.
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 02:16 AM       
Hey, hey guys: would it be too late for me to say, "For me to claim 'I'm hungover' would be two syllables too many"?
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 02:18 AM       
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 02:19 AM       
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Wait, mine wasn't an obvious joke either? You know, at some point the internet irony just folds on itself and refuses to make sense.
A couple of years ago I had a system in here where I worked out how many turns through Irony we had gone. I was on 23 & this other guy was only on 15 & that was why neither of us appriciated the other.
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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 02:23 AM       
When I'm at work at G-Dubs on Wednesdays, I often think of clever ways to answer the question, "How old do you have to be to get the senior discount?" for whenever I want to get fired.

The first one to come to mind was actually the honest truth, which is, "I'll give it to anyone who asks, but I'll roll my eyes in situationally ironic social condescension if I think you look younger than 55."

I think a better one would be "well, when I give the senior discount to people I just ask myself if i'd need to be blindfolded while fucking them or if a brown bag over their face would suffice."
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WHAT'S BROWN AND SOUNDS LIKE A BELL

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Old Apr 10th, 2008, 02:32 AM       
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I was 4 so it just proves how easily amused I am.

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